002 - Video [2% worth of memory regain; compound from this and last AC]

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

[Oh look it's this jerk again. He's lounging on the couch again, this time without beer. For the time being anyway. He has the most smug grin on his face imaginable right now.]

Listen up, citizens of Sirocco! Lots of you doubted the awesomeness of I, Gilbert Beilschmidt! Yes, that's right, I have recalled my full name! Isn't it the coolest name ever? Kesesesese~ Befitting someone as incredible as myself, I'd say!

But anyway! Those of you who doubted how awesome I am? In your face! I remembered more than just my name! I remembered a grand battle, in which I led a massive army and beat the crap out of some sissy in glasses! It was incredible how skilled I was, barking orders and trampling the foe into the ground! Bet none of you are that strong and respected! Kesesese~

[After quite some time of smug gloating, he suddenly pouts.]

Also, whoever decided that this Alfred guy should live with me is a jerk, I want my suite to myself back. ...At least Alfred is a pretty cool guy, though, so it could be worse. He's not as cool as me, but that's to be expected.

{Gilbert is remembering a battle from the War of Austrian Succession. Also feel free to mock him for not having a suite to himself anymore.}

Comments

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

Sooooo what you're saying is you're proud of having to gather a bunch of guys together in order to beat up a single nerd.

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

The nerd and his army! It was a battle!

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

So it's more like you beat the ARMY, not the nerd specifically. You should probably be a little more specific about crap like that. Anyway, what's so great about that sort of thing anyway, unless the other guy had a better army?

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Hey, the nerd was like the enemy's general or something, beating him was obviously important! And duh, it means I lead a really strong army!

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

You're still not really doing much to convince me you're "cool" and not "an arrogant asshole."

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

I care because?

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

Because what's the point of bragging if nobody agrees with you?!

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Didn't know you were the only other person here.

[dadreaper.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on beating up a sissy guy with glasses.

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

And his army! It was a battle!

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[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

I think you might want to retract that bet.

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[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Shut up, no one asked you!

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[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

In other words, you're afraid to hear the truth.

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[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

No, I just don't care what a sissy loser like you has to say.

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[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

Then don't be surprised if and when it comes back to bite you.

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[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Pfffff, yeah right.

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[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

Have it your way.

[Normally Ky isn't into schadenfreude, but right now he wants to see the moment when it comes back to bite Prussia in the ass pretty badly.]

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[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Gladly.

[witheasygrace.livejournal.com]

We haven't met yet, Gilbert, so I never doubted you.
But I don't think that violence is really the way to solve conflicts. Were any civilians harmed while your were fighting?

I think people will like and respect you because you use your strength to defend and protect people, not just fight to show that you're better than someone else.

I'm Keith, by the way! It's nice to meet you!

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Hey, I don't remember why I was fighting. All I know is that it was a huge battle between two armies and that other sissy general got his ass kicked.

[witheasygrace.livejournal.com]

I think the only cause worth fighting in is a just cause.
Was the other general a wrongdoer?

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

How should I know? I've only remembered so much of this.

[witheasygrace.livejournal.com]

Oh-- no, you're right! It's not fair of me to ask when you don't remember very much yet.
I hope that when you do remember, it turns out that you were in the right, Gilbert.

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Who knows? I guess we'll see, but I obviously won, kesese~

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[toallpeople.livejournal.com]

[Without beer? Blasphemy! Al's here to fix that! He comes tromping in with a case under his jacket, since he just has this nagging feeling he really shouldn't be in possession of it. But whatever. He also watched the video post on his way over, grinning like a dumb-butt, and drops the case onto the counter after locking the door behind him.]

So what the fuck, are you some kind of military general or something?

[He tears into the case, taking out two cans.]

And I'm way cooler than you, don't lie.

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[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

Guess I am. That's pretty damn cool, huh?

Pfff, as if. You're still pretty cool, though.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

[Squinting and concentrating for a few moments.] . . .

All right. Got it. Gil Billsmick.

[ichbin-cool.livejournal.com]

....What.



Just. Just call me Gil. Okay?