[7% Memories] [Video]

[sardine-power.livejournal.com]

Your attention please, everybody! This latest deluge of memories are of utmost importance for us all.

Sardines are an excellent source of vitamin B12 and tryptophan. In addition to these, they also contain omega-3 fatty acids, and are a good way to get your daily intake of selenium, vitamin D, phosphorous, and even plain old protein! As if that wasn't enough, you can add calcium and niacin to the list as well. Backed by the unparalleled set of perks of this nutritional powerhouse, eating sardines daily can strengthen your bones, keep your heart running at full power, and even make you grow taller!

Vitamin D, of which a single serving of sardines can provide over 50% of your daily needs, is an important nutrient in the area of preventing such conditions as...

[He's not shutting up any time soon.]

[[2% spent on sardine nutritional facts.]]

Comments

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

[Palom grows paler and paler as Valvatorez goes down the list.]

What about candy? Does candy prevent hypovita-whateverisis?

[sardine-power.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid not, lad.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

But sardines are gross! There's gotta be something else to eat! ...Cookies?

[sardine-power.livejournal.com]

If your enemy is an acquired taste, then you must acquire it! Eat sardines every day, and soon they will be as delicious to you as they are nutritious.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

...

I guess I'm just gonna hafta die of rickets, then.

[sardine-power.livejournal.com]

Such a pity.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

...Hey! You know what you should do? Since you know so much about sardines, you should come up with something to make them taste like candy! Like... chocolate-covered sardines! Or... sardine marshmallows!

[sardine-power.livejournal.com]

That's...

...it's brilliant! A new kind of sardine, easily accessible to even the weakest of palettes!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

And people with a sense of taste! It'll be great. I bet you'll make tons of money.

[sardine-power.livejournal.com]

I shall have to take this into advisement.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Just let me know when you're starting to sell and I'll take my half of the profits.

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

Valvatorez, why the hell are you telling us all this?

[sardine-power.livejournal.com]

I assumed it would be obvious.

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

What's so obvious about giving us a freaking science lesson over the telephone?

[sardine-power.livejournal.com]

Sardines are the secret to true power!

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

Seriously?! Aren't you putting too much emphasis on fish?

[sardine-power.livejournal.com]

Naturally, a balanced diet contains a variety of food groups, BUT I rest confident that the critical key item is sardines.

[thekoistiger.livejournal.com]

But why PARTICULARLY sardines?

[sardine-power.livejournal.com]

You should have listened to my original speech!

[bishonenbunny.livejournal.com]

...why are you telling us this?

[sardine-power.livejournal.com]

To educate you!

[bishonenbunny.livejournal.com]

I'd rather not be educated on the values of sardines.

[stinglikeabat.livejournal.com]

Really?

Say, how much is a single serving?

[He has no idea what half of this means, but it all sounds good.]

[sealed-rose.livejournal.com]

Again with the sardines?

[sardine-power.livejournal.com]

Yes, again with the sardines.

[sealed-rose.livejournal.com]

Why are you announcing these memories anyways?