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[Judging by the horizon behind Karkat's head, he's posting this from somewhere relatively high up. On top of a derelict building he's assumed is his hive, to be specific. He doesn't want to run into anybody in person just yet, so he's going for privacy.]

Okay, so I must have just eaten several gallons of sopor slime in my sleep, and I have some basic, important questions that I think any shitsponge who hasn't recently heavily intoxicated himself by accident should be capable of answering. One, how much slime do they say you have to take at once to incur permanent brain damage; and two, where the fuck am I? Submit your answers in the form of shitty freeform slam poetry for my consideration at a later date, and then leave me alone, forever.

Fuck. If I become retarded it's my lusus' fault. Wherever and whatever it is.

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Your language is quite foul, you know. Not fitting for the ears of an innocent maiden like myself.

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Goodness, I've offended a weird alien lady's delicate hoidy toidy sensibilities. I could just flog myself to death with a shovel out of sheer social embarrassment.

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I'll get you the shovel then. Additionally, you should allow me to join in with some uncalled for flogging. That's the tradition of this weird alien planet after all.

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Oh awesome, snarky horseshit from flighty broads is basically my second favorite thing. But if you're going to wilt like some kind of pansy flower every time you hear an expletive you should know that my favorite thing is the word "fuck," so get used to it, asshole.

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Only your second? A shame. For a moment there, I was under the impression you were flirting.

Your favorite thing is that word? [ Her lips curl up finally to show some emotion. ] So does that mean you like to engage in sexual intercourse?

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Oh, haha, you're so fucking wacky. The only activity I like to engage in is the merciless verbal devastation of chumps like you, and maybe watching the occasional movie.

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The only thing devastating here is your vocabulary if you prefer honesty.

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Sirocco is a super fun place!
Your mind's full of holes just like lace!
But you aren't alone
In this exciting new home
For everyone, this is the case.

[pastmesucks.livejournal.com]

Would you fucking people stop literally rapping at me, oh my god. I give up on making sarcastic requests to idiots.

But anyway, trying to decipher this, I guess... I don't remember anything because of where I am and not because I'm drugged up?

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Uh-huh! It's a mysterious place~

There's only about enough new people to fill a floor, but most of us come from different worlds. One of Mokona's friends has big teeth and horns like you, so maybe you're from the same place.

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Was this friend by any chance an obnoxious twit who litters all her conversations with a shitty "eight" motif?

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She has pretty hair and glasses!

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Yeah, I don't really know anybody who looks like that, or who looks like anything. Aside from you looking like some weird talking rodent.