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[pastmesucks.livejournal.com]

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[Judging by the horizon behind Karkat's head, he's posting this from somewhere relatively high up. On top of a derelict building he's assumed is his hive, to be specific. He doesn't want to run into anybody in person just yet, so he's going for privacy.]

Okay, so I must have just eaten several gallons of sopor slime in my sleep, and I have some basic, important questions that I think any shitsponge who hasn't recently heavily intoxicated himself by accident should be capable of answering. One, how much slime do they say you have to take at once to incur permanent brain damage; and two, where the fuck am I? Submit your answers in the form of shitty freeform slam poetry for my consideration at a later date, and then leave me alone, forever.

Fuck. If I become retarded it's my lusus' fault. Wherever and whatever it is.

Comments

[pastmesucks.livejournal.com]

Oh, haha, you're so fucking wacky. The only activity I like to engage in is the merciless verbal devastation of chumps like you, and maybe watching the occasional movie.

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

The only thing devastating here is your vocabulary if you prefer honesty.

[pastmesucks.livejournal.com]

Good point! That's exactly why I'm going to keep raking your sorry pink ass over the dialogical coals with my unfathomable troll locution and my personal skill for blending the eloquent and the vulgar. Another effortless victory for Team Karkat.

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

You can't claim victory when you've done anything to win. Flapping your gums is no way to achieve a win and you know it. Especially when your words don't phase me in the slightest.

[pastmesucks.livejournal.com]

You started this whole pointless conversation by complaining about my words, douchebag.

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

I suppose I did.

[ Brushing that dirt off of her shoulder. ]

[pastmesucks.livejournal.com]

Oh let me guess, you have a totally cool thinkpan all the time and are perfectly unflappable whenever somebody asks, but you're not dedicated t your pathetic alien tough girl act to enough to actually hide it when somebody pisses you off.

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

If you're expecting me to care about anything you've just said, you're mistaken.

[pastmesucks.livejournal.com]

You care? That would be silly, we totally just established that you're an awesome stoic asshole whose hideous gargantuan droppings are pleasantly odorless. I am in awe of your above-it-all attitude.

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't be the first to stand in awe. I'm going to have to start charging to speak with me at this rate.

[pastmesucks.livejournal.com]

Wow, what a fucking awesome idea! You can pick your defenseless victims' pockets while they're paralyzed from the agony of dealing with you.