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So I remembered some stuff just now--about time! Turns out, I can do stuff like this! [Rex transforms his entire arm into this. Thank goodness he's at least outside, or else some poor building would end up taking damage.]

That's what nanites'll do for ya! The bad part is, though, that where I'm from, everything's infected with them that apparently turn all sorts of people and stuff into giant rampaging monsters--EVOs. [Rex's arm returns to its original form, and he looks a bit more serious.]

Any of that sound familiar to anyone else? Are we gonna have to deal with nanites and EVOs on the rampage here too?

[video - locked to Jr.]

Hey, Jr.! Remember our agreement?

[He holds up a set of finished blueprints to the camera for Jr to see.]

I think it's time to start thinking about what we're actually gonna do to that thing.

((OOC: 1% on the basics of the nanite event and his own powers. 1% total memory regain, 4% remaining.))

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What, you mean this? [Rex brings up the sword-arm again.]

I guess it is pretty cool, huh?

Definitely medium cool at least, if you're into sword arms.

Psh. Who's not into sword arms?

Well I mean they're not bad if you really need to cut something I guess. Kinda pigeonholes you into a pretty narrow set of careers. I mean what can you be with a sword arm? A cook, a lumberjack, or a psychokiller.

[The arm goes back to normal.]

Well, it's not like that's all I can do. [This time, the arm turns into a giant fist.] See?

I'm like a...a Swiss army knife!

Edited 2012-01-09 00:36 (UTC)

So could you turn into a coffee maker or a toaster?

...No. And actually, I'm pretty sure real Swiss army knives can't do that either.

Right, so if I need a toothpick or a bottle opener I'll know who to talk to.

Or, you know, if you need someone to go take care of some monsters.

Psh I can handle monsters just fine already.

Yeah? How's that?

Obviously with my time machine and legendary, cheap piece of shit, busted sword.

A time machine and a legendary busted sword? What sort of monsters are you fighting?

Well obviously I don't know. My head's full of I Don't Knows just like everyone else's.

...Right.

So, how fast do people remember things around here anyway? Because I think I'm going to go loco if I have to wait another three weeks to remember something.

Dude nobody told you? You have to go make an appeal to the brain gnomes.

You know, I'm pretty sure those scientists would've mentioned brain gnomes if they were involved in this whole thing. Or if they existed at all.

Well obviously they needed to keep quiet about it so they don't piss off the gnomes.

[do you see these eyebrows, Dave?

They are rising all the way up his face, like your unstoppable shitty jpeg skateboard.]

I have no fucking clue when you'll get your memories back.

[Rex growls and feels the sudden compulsion to punch a wall. He's not sure why this in particular frustrates him so much, but it does.]

Great. That's just--great.

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