The hell with cavemen [Action]

[has_a_blog]

Dave, with the help of one of his time travel duplicates, is carrying a pile of cardboard with stones painted on them towards the dumpster. Carboard with stones painted on them that may look suspiciously familiar to a certain half-ghost teenager.

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[has_a_blog]

[The two Daves look at each other for a moment, then future Dave smacks his past self upside the head.]

"Hey!"

Obviously not.

[alittleblackmagic]

[....FLASH OF INSIGHT.]

...Wait! I've got a great idea!

[Run now, Dave. Palom beams as a fireball appears in his hand.]

So if I set the old you on fire... the future you should suddenly get a lot of burns, right?!

[has_a_blog]

Hold on a second, I like this stringy carcass of mine uncooked.

[alittleblackmagic]

But it's the only way to test if you're telling the truth! C'mon!

[has_a_blog]

I swear to god if you set me on fire I will kick your prepubescent ass past next week and into an entirely different calender.

[Future Dave nods in agreement.]

[alittleblackmagic]

You're no fun at all.

...What if I turned you into a pig? It's pretty harmless. I'll change you right back. I can do it to myself right now if you want.

[has_a_blog]

....

...Can you do goat?

No nevermind. Dunno what fucked up part of my subconscious that came from.

[alittleblackmagic]

I do pigs and frogs. No one was really vengeful enough to figure out how to turn anything into a goat.