004 - video

[ichbincool]

[Oh hey look it's this jackass on the video feed again. Anyone familiar with Gilbert and his obnoxious ways will definitely recognize the dumbass with the red eyes and giant grin, whose face is currently taking up the entire camera.]

Heeeeeeey inhabitants of Sirocco! I just realized something! I haven't introduced you all to someone very important!

[The camera zooms out. There is a baby chick on Gilbert's head.]

This is Gilbird! He's almost as awesome as I am, so of course he's named after me. He's also the cutest little bird ever, isn't he?

Piyo piyo!

Kesesese, cutest ever!


((No, he didn't use any of his memories on Gilbird's name. He. Seriously came up with 'Gilbird' again on his own.))

Comments

[ichbincool]

What're you talking about?! Gilbird is the best name!

[red_dwarf]

...No. It really isn't.

[ichbincool]

Bullshit!

[red_dwarf]

Hey, don't get mad at me for stating the obvious.

[ichbincool]

Tch. You're just jealous of the Awesome Me. Not that it surprises me. Everyone is at least a little bit!

[red_dwarf]

...I don't even know who you are.

[ichbincool]

I'm Gilbert, the most awesome guy you'll ever meet!

[No, he really is convinced of this.]

[red_dwarf]

Yeah, I doubt that. A lot.

[ichbincool]

Suit yourself!