004 - video

[ichbincool]

[Oh hey look it's this jackass on the video feed again. Anyone familiar with Gilbert and his obnoxious ways will definitely recognize the dumbass with the red eyes and giant grin, whose face is currently taking up the entire camera.]

Heeeeeeey inhabitants of Sirocco! I just realized something! I haven't introduced you all to someone very important!

[The camera zooms out. There is a baby chick on Gilbert's head.]

This is Gilbird! He's almost as awesome as I am, so of course he's named after me. He's also the cutest little bird ever, isn't he?

Piyo piyo!

Kesesese, cutest ever!


((No, he didn't use any of his memories on Gilbird's name. He. Seriously came up with 'Gilbird' again on his own.))

Comments

[has_a_blog]

You're not planning on having that little guy live up there, are you?

[ichbincool]

Nah, he has his own little house in my apartment. He likes to sit up there, though, so that's fine!

[has_a_blog]

Well...just keep some paper towels. Birds are gross.

[ichbincool]

Birds are cute. And Gilbird is potty trained!

[has_a_blog]

You potty trained a bird? Okay I am legit impressed.

[ichbincool]

It wasn't that hard for someone as awesome as me!

[washurhair]

Ah! It so cute! Even if name is stupid, it's still cute!

[ichbincool]

Hey! Gilbird has an awesome name!

[washurhair]

More like dumb name to me. Do you name everything after you?

[ichbincool]

Of course I do! Anything worth naming is worth naming after me and my awesomeness!

[washurhair]

I feel sorry for your future children and cute birdy.

[ichbincool]

...Children?!

[washurhair]

Ah... that right. You need a girl to have kids. Guess that good thing for future generations. Now they spared from the lame name.

[ichbincool]

H-Hey! I could get a girl! I just don't want to have kids, okay?!

[washurhair]

Hmmm... I don't know. Owning pets reflect loneliness, meaning you fail at making relationships.

[Shampoo's totally ignoring her own social failings there for the moment.]

[ichbincool]

No it doesn't!!! Having a pet means I'm sensitive and understanding and shit like that!

[washurhair]

Sounds more like you turning into a woman.

[ichbincool]

I am not!!!

[red_dwarf]

Heh, he is pretty cute. He needs a better name, though.

[ichbincool]

What're you talking about?! Gilbird is the best name!

[red_dwarf]

...No. It really isn't.

[ichbincool]

Bullshit!

[red_dwarf]

Hey, don't get mad at me for stating the obvious.

[ichbincool]

Tch. You're just jealous of the Awesome Me. Not that it surprises me. Everyone is at least a little bit!

[red_dwarf]

...I don't even know who you are.

[ichbincool]

I'm Gilbert, the most awesome guy you'll ever meet!

[No, he really is convinced of this.]

[red_dwarf]

Yeah, I doubt that. A lot.

[ichbincool]

Suit yourself!

[healeveryone]

Oh, he is really cute! Where'd you get him?

[ichbincool]

He came along with me from home, I guess! He's always been with me since I got here, like a little guardian or something! But he's been a bit shy until now, hiding in my shirt collar or my pocket or something. Since he's willing to be seen now I thought it was the perfect time for him to make his big debut!

[healeveryone]

Well, he's adorable! I'd say this big debut is a success.

[ichbincool]

Isn't he? Kesesese, he's just so awesome and cute! I agree!

[Gilbird happily chirps and flaps his wings.]