004 - video

[ichbincool]

[Oh hey look it's this jackass on the video feed again. Anyone familiar with Gilbert and his obnoxious ways will definitely recognize the dumbass with the red eyes and giant grin, whose face is currently taking up the entire camera.]

Heeeeeeey inhabitants of Sirocco! I just realized something! I haven't introduced you all to someone very important!

[The camera zooms out. There is a baby chick on Gilbert's head.]

This is Gilbird! He's almost as awesome as I am, so of course he's named after me. He's also the cutest little bird ever, isn't he?

Piyo piyo!

Kesesese, cutest ever!


((No, he didn't use any of his memories on Gilbird's name. He. Seriously came up with 'Gilbird' again on his own.))

Comments

[washurhair]

More like dumb name to me. Do you name everything after you?

[ichbincool]

Of course I do! Anything worth naming is worth naming after me and my awesomeness!

[washurhair]

I feel sorry for your future children and cute birdy.

[ichbincool]

...Children?!

[washurhair]

Ah... that right. You need a girl to have kids. Guess that good thing for future generations. Now they spared from the lame name.

[ichbincool]

H-Hey! I could get a girl! I just don't want to have kids, okay?!

[washurhair]

Hmmm... I don't know. Owning pets reflect loneliness, meaning you fail at making relationships.

[Shampoo's totally ignoring her own social failings there for the moment.]

[ichbincool]

No it doesn't!!! Having a pet means I'm sensitive and understanding and shit like that!

[washurhair]

Sounds more like you turning into a woman.

[ichbincool]

I am not!!!