important announcment

[has_a_blog]

Attention Sirocco, vital fucking information was just recalled here.

These sunglasses were once worn by Ben Stiller on the set for Starsky and Hutch.

That is all, continue with your day as normal.

[1% spent on a certain letter Dave received along with the sunglasses.]

Comments

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Whooooooa no way! He's, like, one of those megas huge movie stars, isn't he?!

[has_a_blog]

About as big as you can get while being a no-talent hack with a kind of weirdly gaunt face.

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Still doin' better than I'm doing! Hahahahaha! Man, that's sweet! How'd you get them? Huh?

*Truth be told, Tsuruya could probably get something easily as high profile back home -- but why would she want to?*

[has_a_blog]

It was some phat loot I found in a space pirate treasure hoard.

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Space pirate treasure hoard?! Oh man! Seriously? Hahahahahaha!

*Wait, does she believe him or not?*

[video]

[canthandleacape]

Come on, is that really the best you can come up with?

[has_a_blog]

Dude why would I "come up" with something like that? This is pure, uncut fact we are dealing with here.

[canthandleacape]

Hey, I understand that at your age, most of what you have to remember is either boring or embarrassing, and it's totally natural that you'd want to make something up to seem impressive, but a cheap prop from a so-so movie that belongs on a wall in a Planet Hollywood instead of on somebody's face isn't the way to go. Say they're actually computer screens or something, that would be better.

[has_a_blog]

I had a certificate of authenticity and everything.

Also the computer screens are on THIS pair.

[He holds up a second pair that have little Apple logos on them and are glowing faintly.]

[canthandleacape]

[Well, there goes the wind right out of his smart-assed sails.]

Figures.

So, are you a big fan of Stiller?

[theheirofbreath]

Dude!! That is awesome!

[has_a_blog]

Nothing has ever been this awesome.

[theheirofbreath]

Where did you get them?

[If he only knew... Maybe I should have his first memory back be the bunny.]

[has_a_blog]

Birthday present, from some guy named "ghostlyTrickster".

Apparently my friends had the lamest goddamn names.

[theheirofbreath]

I think it sounds pretty cool. It would be an awesome chat handle.

[mokomanjuu]

Who's Ben Stiller?

[has_a_blog]

He's a crappy no talent hack of an actor who stars in shitty hollywood comedies.

[mokomanjuu]

Does Dave like him?

[has_a_blog]

Obviously I have a huge mancrush on him. Why else would I be bragging here?

[mokomanjuu]

Mokona doesn't know, but that makes sense!

[red_dwarf]

Who on the set of what?

[has_a_blog]

Ben Stiller on the set of Starsky and Hutch.

[red_dwarf]

Yeah, that still makes as much sense as it did the first time.

Which is none.

[has_a_blog]

An actor on the set of a movie. I don't have the willpower to describe what it was about.

In fact, let's say I don't remember.

[red_dwarf]

So... what's the point of having those sunglasses, then?