first con

[hasagoldsuit]

[ACTION; around Sirocco]

[Did anyone notice the sky changing colors for a minute a few hours ago? Well, the reason why is now strolling around town, looking a little lost. And, well, he is. Moist has gotten the explanation, and a room in the Ermis Suites, but this place is completely unfamiliar and he really wants to find a way out.

...which is also why he's itching to pawn something off, starting with that pencil he'd taken earlier. He's got to earn some money, after all, find some way to get off this island and somewhere else. Preferably somewhere far, far away from here, amnesia be damned.

Still, though, as long as he's here, might as well get comfortable. First things first, he needs to find the Ermis Suites.

Time to get some practice in on using the smartphone, then.]

[AUDIO]

--right, there we go.

Hello? Can anyone direct me to the Ermis Suites, Room 403? I'm a bit lost, as you can probably tell, and I've been wandering for hours.

Comments

[number_one_dime]

Another fellow without memory to his name, huh. Very well - What do ye see around you?

[hasagoldsuit]

Mostly trees, though there's the occasional lake.

[number_one_dime]

Do ye see a dock near ye, or a large elm three that look vaguely like a giraffe?

[hasagoldsuit]

['Scuse him, glancing around to check.]

I see those too.

[number_one_dime]

Ah, Good. I know where ye are. Jest make a right and...

[Insert directions]

- and if ye see the bowling alley ye've gone too far. Now watch yerself - there's been reports of all sorts of nasty beasties crawlin' aboot the area.

[hasagoldsuit]

[As it just so happens he's at the bowling alley. He hurriedly turns back around.]

Really? I've heard something about that.

[theheirofbreath]

Yeah, I can help you out. I'm in room 413, so yours is just down the hall from me.

[hasagoldsuit]

Ah, thanks, I appreciate the help. Now, would you mind if I ask for directions to the Suites?

[theheirofbreath]

Sure! Can you see any street signs from where you are?

[audio]

[canthandleacape]

They should really start handing out labelled maps to new guys.

[audio]

[hasagoldsuit]

Yes, you'd think they'd at least do that first.

[audio]

[canthandleacape]

First? I think I'd rather have the assurance that the amnesia's not permanent, personally.