III | [ video/action ] RUN before it's too late

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ This video starts with Irisviel acquiring back her car. Yes, it's a cool Mercedes 300 SL Coupé behind her with a smile.

Which can only lead to one conclusion. ]

Everyone! I remember how to drive a car! I'm offering lessons for everyone, as well as I'm taking jobs to deliver anything. I just stopped a moment to say this. Oh, and Shirou! I'm ready to teach you whenever you wish! Thanks everyone!

[ The video ends.

And the action begins. Allow me to place a gif to show you all why you do not let Irisviel drive a car.



If you happen to be around the town to see her, then you might find Irisviel driving at high speed, riding the curves like a boss in ways that surely will cause someone to have a heart attack. She is so good at this that she's avoiding any BIG collisions, though she's hitting some parts of the car while she drives.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. ]

Comments

[promised_victory]

[considering Arturia is in the car while the .gif happens and having a horrible sense of deja vu the entire time?

IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE.

Her fingers are digging into the arm rests. WHY DID SHE ASK FOR A RIDE HOME FROM WORK?!]

Ar-are you sure this is how fast you normally go?

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ LOOK AT ALL THIS SMILES, SABER. ]

Of course! Isn't it exciting, Arturia?

[promised_victory]

[THOSE SMILES ARE THE ONLY REASON SHE'S NOT TRYING TO LEAP FROM THE CAR SCREAMIN--OH LORD HOW DID THAT ENTIRE CROWD MANAGE TO LEAP OUT OF THE WAY?!?!?!?!]

I-I-I suppose! It just.... it's very different from horseback.

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ IT'S TOO LATE TO REGRET IT NOW. ]

Yes it is! It's much faster and the horses don't need to tire themselves!

[promised_victory]

[IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO REGRET SOMETHING! NEVER!

It's too late to say no to Irisviel, though. Sob.]

Didn't we just pass the apartments?! [About six blocks back.]

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ Irisviel looks back while driving for a moment. ]

You are right! I'm sorry, I guess I got a little carried away!

[promised_victory]

[You guess?!]

Perhaps if we made a turn and went back in a more sedate manner?

[This being Iri? 'sedate' is about one mph below fricking crazy.]

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ Instead of 200 is 199. ]

We should turn right heeeere! [ SKDF THE CURVES MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER. ]

[promised_victory]

[She will forever be unable to tell if those dreams of Iri driving are memories or nightmares. akjghlkhj Did they just do a 540?!]

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ VROOOOOOOOOM. They are the sweetest memories, Saber. ]

Now again! [ THAT GIF. FOREVER. ]

[promised_victory]

[Sob. Screw nightmares. She's now going to be afraid of cars. Thanks a lot, Iri!]

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ HEY SABER LOOK AT THAT.

THEY FINALLY ARRIVED TO THE HOTEL. ]

We are here, Arturia!