III | [ video/action ] RUN before it's too late

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ This video starts with Irisviel acquiring back her car. Yes, it's a cool Mercedes 300 SL Coupé behind her with a smile.

Which can only lead to one conclusion. ]

Everyone! I remember how to drive a car! I'm offering lessons for everyone, as well as I'm taking jobs to deliver anything. I just stopped a moment to say this. Oh, and Shirou! I'm ready to teach you whenever you wish! Thanks everyone!

[ The video ends.

And the action begins. Allow me to place a gif to show you all why you do not let Irisviel drive a car.



If you happen to be around the town to see her, then you might find Irisviel driving at high speed, riding the curves like a boss in ways that surely will cause someone to have a heart attack. She is so good at this that she's avoiding any BIG collisions, though she's hitting some parts of the car while she drives.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. ]

Comments

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

So wait. That car behind you...is that yours?

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

*Cue one superhero currently clinging to a lamppost.*

HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING ALREADY!

[Video]

[thevesselofhiswish]

Yes! I'm really happy to have it back!

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ SHE STOPS THE CAR IT SUCH STYLE and leaves the car. ]

Oh, are you alright?

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

That's a really nice-looking car! You must have had a lot of money back home.

[Video]

[thevesselofhiswish]

I think it was a gift, though I don't remember all the details yet. [ She chuckles a bit. ]

Do you want me to pick you up, Shirou?

[Video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Oh. Well, someone had a lot of money, then.

Oh, sure! I'll get ready right away.

[Video]

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ She chuckles a bit. ]

I'll see you soon then!

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

[It takes Shirou a few minutes to get ready. He has to pocket his smartphone, grab his apartment key and wallet and pocket them, put on his shoes and a coat, and lock the door behind him before he can get downstairs, out of the apartment, and to the curb.]

[promised_victory]

[considering Arturia is in the car while the .gif happens and having a horrible sense of deja vu the entire time?

IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE.

Her fingers are digging into the arm rests. WHY DID SHE ASK FOR A RIDE HOME FROM WORK?!]

Ar-are you sure this is how fast you normally go?

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ LOOK AT ALL THIS SMILES, SABER. ]

Of course! Isn't it exciting, Arturia?

[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ Luckily for him, Irisviel is already outside waiting for him with a big smile. ]

Shirou!

[promised_victory]

[THOSE SMILES ARE THE ONLY REASON SHE'S NOT TRYING TO LEAP FROM THE CAR SCREAMIN--OH LORD HOW DID THAT ENTIRE CROWD MANAGE TO LEAP OUT OF THE WAY?!?!?!?!]

I-I-I suppose! It just.... it's very different from horseback.

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

Hey! I didn't keep you waiting long, did I?

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ IT'S TOO LATE TO REGRET IT NOW. ]

Yes it is! It's much faster and the horses don't need to tire themselves!

[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

I just arrived, so don't worry. Come in, the door is open!

[promised_victory]

[IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO REGRET SOMETHING! NEVER!

It's too late to say no to Irisviel, though. Sob.]

Didn't we just pass the apartments?! [About six blocks back.]

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

I'm fine, fine! Geez louise, lady, where'd you learn to drive like that?!

[thevesselofhiswish]

Back at home! [ She smiles a bit. ] I'm sorry for the trouble, sir.

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ Irisviel looks back while driving for a moment. ]

You are right! I'm sorry, I guess I got a little carried away!

[promised_victory]

[You guess?!]

Perhaps if we made a turn and went back in a more sedate manner?

[This being Iri? 'sedate' is about one mph below fricking crazy.]

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ Instead of 200 is 199. ]

We should turn right heeeere! [ SKDF THE CURVES MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER. ]

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

[Shirou pulls on the handle, and is taken by surprise when it opens upward.]

Whoa! This car even has gull-wing doors?

1/2

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

*Well, shit. How do you even stay made at someone like this?*

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

Eh, I'm a tough sorta guy, so it's okay. Just try to be a little more careful about the pedestrians in the future, huh?