III | [ video/action ] RUN before it's too late

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ This video starts with Irisviel acquiring back her car. Yes, it's a cool Mercedes 300 SL Coupé behind her with a smile.

Which can only lead to one conclusion. ]

Everyone! I remember how to drive a car! I'm offering lessons for everyone, as well as I'm taking jobs to deliver anything. I just stopped a moment to say this. Oh, and Shirou! I'm ready to teach you whenever you wish! Thanks everyone!

[ The video ends.

And the action begins. Allow me to place a gif to show you all why you do not let Irisviel drive a car.



If you happen to be around the town to see her, then you might find Irisviel driving at high speed, riding the curves like a boss in ways that surely will cause someone to have a heart attack. She is so good at this that she's avoiding any BIG collisions, though she's hitting some parts of the car while she drives.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. ]

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[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

I just arrived, so don't worry. Come in, the door is open!

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

[Shirou pulls on the handle, and is taken by surprise when it opens upward.]

Whoa! This car even has gull-wing doors?

[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

It's really so amazing! It took me by surprise when I got it back!

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

Yeah, it is. I hope I can get a car half as cool as this one!

[Shirou climbs in, shuts the door, and buckles his seat belt.]

[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

Once you learn to drive it I can let you drive it if you want, Shirou!

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

Wouldn't I need the same insurance plan for that?

[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

I don't think anything bad could happen, but I can be next to you when you are driving you if you feel safer in that way.

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

We can't do that all the time, though. There would be times when I'd be driving by myself.

[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

I don't think there will be any problem, but do you want me to ask around to make sure?

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

Don't worry about it. It wouldn't be for a while anyway.

[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

Alright, we can worry for that later. [ She smiles once more. ]

Did you want to go somewhere in specific?

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

Not really. I'll let you pick the destination.

[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

Then let's go to one of the beaches!

[ IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU, SHIROU. ]

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

WAAAAAGH!

[CLUTCHING ONTO THE NEAREST HANDLE FOR DEAR LIFE.]

[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ CURVE AND VROOOOOOM. ]

Isn't it exciting, Shirou?

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

TH-TH-THIS IS FAAAAAST!

[That's all he can manage to say right now. He's just clinging on for dear life at this point.]

[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ She giggles. ]

It's like whole new world riding up like this!!

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

[Shirou's just afraid that if this keeps up they'll ENTER a whole new world. As in the afterlife.

He's just. Watching straight ahead, with ihs teeth clenched, swaying HARD with the turns.]

[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ AND THEY ARE IN THE BEACH. IRI'S DRIVING SKILLS ARE THE BEST. ]

Here we are!

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

[BRB SCRAMBLING OUT OF THE CAR AND GRABBING THE NEAREST RAILING.]

Haa... Haa... Haa...

[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ blink blink. ]

Are you alright, Shirou...? You look pale.

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

I'll. I'll be okay. Don't worry.

[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

If you are sure...

[ though she's still worried. ]

[Action]

[wontdieifkilled]

So, uh. The beach. Any reason why you decided to drive here?

[Action]

[thevesselofhiswish]

I really enjoy watching the ocean. It's really pretty.