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anemoi2012-02-20 07:57 pm
has_a_blog) wrote in anemoi2012-02-20 07:57 pm
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After the fracas at the JLS HQ, Video
Alright, so I got a message for a few people from Future Dave just now. So, for all intents and purposes, I guess this message is from me.
Gordon, your future self wanted me to give you this. He said that it has sentimental value to you for some reason, and that you'd be glad to see it when you remembered it.
So, uh, Happy Birthday.
Karkat, your future self told me to tell you that you are a child molesting douchecopter who, uh...
[he holds up a piece of paper]
"Who has shame squeezers or one of those other weird troll things where his balls should be."
Your words, apparently, not mine.
To everyone else, well... he was from a doomed timeline. No one can escape a doomed timeline forever, so he was just glad that his doom came on his own terms, rather than being suffocated under a mattress in a freak accident or something retarded like that.
Gordon, your future self wanted me to give you this. He said that it has sentimental value to you for some reason, and that you'd be glad to see it when you remembered it.
So, uh, Happy Birthday.
Karkat, your future self told me to tell you that you are a child molesting douchecopter who, uh...
[he holds up a piece of paper]
"Who has shame squeezers or one of those other weird troll things where his balls should be."
Your words, apparently, not mine.
To everyone else, well... he was from a doomed timeline. No one can escape a doomed timeline forever, so he was just glad that his doom came on his own terms, rather than being suffocated under a mattress in a freak accident or something retarded like that.
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By "he", I mean me of course.
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