This is why weapon sequence-breaking is bad. [Video]

[trustycrowbar]

Soooo yeah, I'm finally starting to remember some stuff! Favorite kind of coffee. The layout of downtown Seattle. You know, really useful shit. Anyway it turns out we beat back those blue Oni finally. It'll be kind of nice to see this place when it's not crawling with monsters. Except, you know...

[He turns and the background rotates from a grey stone wall to bars behind him.]

Those bastards locked me up for grabbing that shotgun! And those grenades. Okay, so yeah, they weren't exactly just lying around, it was more like they were stowed in a case inside a gun store that was closed for the night, but dammit I regret nothing! There were lives on the line! DamnstupidfrigginTawagotogadesu--

--oh yeah, turns out I can speak Japanese; no idea where I learned it. Look, can someone just spot my bail to get me out of here?

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[alittleblackmagic]

Then you get better weapons! The good guys'll always win in the end because they're the good guys. So it's not that big of a deal.

[trustycrowbar]

... ... [Well hell. He can't argue with THAT. Not and keep the kid's faith intact, though he gets the feeling that it's too monolithic to take down with something as paltry as logic, anyway.]

...You know what? Hah, you've got a point there, short stuff. The good guys always have the upper hand somehow.

[alittleblackmagic]

That's probably because I'm on the good guy side.

[Modesty is his middle name.]

I'm Palom, by the way. You don't have to call me any more weird nicknames. But you can call me Prodigy if you want!