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[gandere]

✘ VIDEO;

Hello everyone! [ Not only is Rin Tohsaka cheerful, but she's got a strange outfit on. Yes, those are cat ears. ] Kaleido-Ruby here to inform you that everything is going to be alright! I'm going to go kill all of the monsters that invade these lands and bring back enough Anemoi for everyone to remember! There's one thing you have to remember though in return!

[ Just going to wink at the camera now. ]

I'm the cutest hero you've ever seen! Time to go save the day!!

[ After that video call, "Kaleido-Ruby" can be found making wild proclamations of justice throughout the streets, as well as arguing with her weapon. Don't worry, her weapon talks back. Often with wittier remarks than the girl herself. ]

Comments

[gandere]

Can I do tha--[ The stick is just going to bend and whack her on the top of the head. ]--owowowowowowow!!

[trustycrowbar]

[Wait, what? Gordon stares, and then snorts a disbelieving laugh.]

Did I just see... I did! Your own weapon just clocked you one! That... that thing's sapient or something, isn't it?

[Again, suspending disbelief until the end. It's got a little more tensile strength left. Besides, that wand's already proven itself less of an airhead than she is.]

[gandere]

No, you didn't see a thing. It must have been your imagination or something!

[ That's just going to result in another smack from the Kaleidostick. ]

OW! Would you stop that!?

[trustycrowbar]

[Trying hard to keep his snickering down.]

Looks like it doesn't like you very much, either!

[gandere]

Shut up! This isn't funny and this stick will learn to obey. If it doesn't, I'll use it as firewood!

[trustycrowbar]

Whoa there, I'm no Dr. Van Richden but I'm pretty sure that's a good way to cause an explosion or something.