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[gandere]

✘ VIDEO;

Hello everyone! [ Not only is Rin Tohsaka cheerful, but she's got a strange outfit on. Yes, those are cat ears. ] Kaleido-Ruby here to inform you that everything is going to be alright! I'm going to go kill all of the monsters that invade these lands and bring back enough Anemoi for everyone to remember! There's one thing you have to remember though in return!

[ Just going to wink at the camera now. ]

I'm the cutest hero you've ever seen! Time to go save the day!!

[ After that video call, "Kaleido-Ruby" can be found making wild proclamations of justice throughout the streets, as well as arguing with her weapon. Don't worry, her weapon talks back. Often with wittier remarks than the girl herself. ]

Comments

[wontdieifkilled]

[After all of that, Shirou has one -- and exactly one -- thing to say.]

What.

[gandere]

I'm a hero, Shirou! [ Duh. ] Don't worry, I'll keep you safe!

[wontdieifkilled]

Tohsaka...can you at least tell me what's going on here?

[gandere]

[ Holding up the Kaleidostick. ]

I received an important magical artifact from back home and now I have the power to fight!

[Video]

[trustycrowbar]

...Looks like someone's gotten into the catnip lately.

[Video]

[gandere]

That's................ not very funny.

[ So bad it made the Umineko ellipses appear. ]

[trustycrowbar]

Who said I was joking? That has to be what's making you think you can beat every single monster out there.

[Last he heard, she was yelling at a hungry dragon and running the risk of pissing it off and crushing the Labs. That's not much of an effective track record.]

[planet_rin]

I think I had a dream that was like this once.

[gandere]

I-Impossible.

This is my dream! This is my thing! You can't pretend--!! Arghhhh!

[planet_rin]

Not exactly like this. Some things are too strange for imagination.

[all_onis_are_true]

...Thank you for providing a useful guideline for determining what actual insanity is. I shall make good use of this new rubric.

[gandere]

You're welcom---wait a second. Are you calling me crazy?

[all_onis_are_true]

I don't know. Am I? Mind you, I'm not the one with the cat ears and the declarations of mass monster genocide right now.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Alright I'm holding you to that.

[gandere]

No one's cuter than me! I can promise you that!

[not_good_not_wicked]

Yeah sure whatever, you can be cutest if you want. I'm talkin' about bringing back anemoi for me- for everyone.

[video]

[canthandleacape]

[Booster looks thoughtful for a while before he answers.]

Nope. Seen cuter.

[video]

[gandere]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?? [ Yes, she did just scream that. ] You're joking, right?

[video]

[canthandleacape]

Nope. You've got some pretty tough competition in that department, you know.

[rainbowbrush]

Whoa, what's with the outfit?!

[gandere]

It's perfectly cute for a perfectly cute heroine!

[rainbowbrush]

[Relm blinks at her a few times, then starts giggling.]

Did you hit your head or something?

[ video ]

[overwinters]

[ sta.. ring.. little does she know this is her future fate, really. ]

What..? Do you really think you can save everyone here like that?

[ video ]

[gandere]

[ Be jealous. ]

I sure can! I have the power now!

[ video ]

[overwinters]

[ teach her, sempai!! ]

What kind of power did you get?! Come on, it's no fair to tell but not show..!