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[gandere]

✘ VIDEO;

Hello everyone! [ Not only is Rin Tohsaka cheerful, but she's got a strange outfit on. Yes, those are cat ears. ] Kaleido-Ruby here to inform you that everything is going to be alright! I'm going to go kill all of the monsters that invade these lands and bring back enough Anemoi for everyone to remember! There's one thing you have to remember though in return!

[ Just going to wink at the camera now. ]

I'm the cutest hero you've ever seen! Time to go save the day!!

[ After that video call, "Kaleido-Ruby" can be found making wild proclamations of justice throughout the streets, as well as arguing with her weapon. Don't worry, her weapon talks back. Often with wittier remarks than the girl herself. ]

Comments

[wontdieifkilled]

...Make a cat sound?

I think you did.

[gandere]

Disregard that.

[wontdieifkilled]

...Right.

[gandere]

You didn't record that, did you?

[wontdieifkilled]

...No. I don't have auto-record turned on.

[gandere]

Excellent. Now back to my original plan of rubbing my super cool hero group in your face!

[wontdieifkilled]

...How about we go on a date instead?

[gandere]

[ Oh no... Every magical girl's weakness: the love interest asking her out on a date. ]

No can do. Duty calls, Shirou, and I shall answer with the power of gems and sparkles!

[wontdieifkilled]

But there hasn't been any major crimes today. What's wrong with going to the miniature golf course?

[gandere]

Do you mean the one that has that twenty hole challenge..? No, I must remain vigilant in my duty!

[wontdieifkilled]

Yeah, that's the one I mean. And hey, we'll hear if something happens.

[gandere]

Would we have lunch there too? No, no, no! I mustn't sway!

[wontdieifkilled]

Sure! I can pack sandwiches.

[gandere]

[ Oh no...

There's a CG for that in their game!! ]

[wontdieifkilled]

[Now, now, let's not abuse the poor fourth wall.]

Sound like a good time?

[gandere]

It does...









If you were my sidekick.

[wontdieifkilled]

That stick is your sidekick. You're my girlfriend, which I think is a lot better.

[gandere]

[ Fifteen different sprite faces later and she's stuck on this one. ]

R-Right, your girlfriend...

[wontdieifkilled]

And I really want to spend time with my girlfriend, especially when she looks this cute.

[gandere]

Well, when you word it like that...

[wontdieifkilled]

It's true. If I can spend a day with my pretty girlfriend in a cute outfit, it's a beautiful, wonderful day in my book.