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[alittleblackmagic]

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[Palom comes onscreen with a mask.  He already had a cape all along so he is totally half of a supervillain-hero-whatever already.]

Hahahahaha!

I am the great, uh... Fireball ... Fiend!  No wait that sounds super lame.  Sage of Stupendish...ness.  Superpendishness?  Stupendous!  Stupendous Sage of Superness!  I demand a lot of chocolate or else I'm going to turn you into a pig.  That's right!  You don't want to risk that, huh, do you?!  You'd better give me every last piece of chocolate you've got!

[Yeah no the Joker had nothing to do with this one.  Palom's just being Palom.]

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[In practice, Palom is more interested in fighting supervillains than being one, which is why whenever anyone leaps out in a funny costume the next few days, they are immediately set on fire.]

Geez.  What kind of supervillain name is 'The Great Eayaaaaugh'?  I came up with something way cooler.  In my sleep.

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[all_onis_are_true]

I'm pretty sure the "Eayaaaaugh" was less a moniker and more a natural reaction to sudden and spontaneous combustion.

[alittleblackmagic]

Yeah! I bet they were so overwhelmed at facing someone so out of their league that they just gave up before they started.

[Palom sits on his smoking hands innocently.]

[all_onis_are_true]

Either that or they're currently too busy dropping and rolling to go about their business right now.

[alittleblackmagic]

People always overreact to things. Just cast Blizzard and it's like the fire isn't even there at all.

[all_onis_are_true]

And how many people out there do you think can honestly cast Blizzard to begin with? Especially considering the whole "different worlds" thing and all.

[alittleblackmagic]

See? Another good reason why everyone should learn black magic. At this point, you're just lazy if you're avoiding it.

[all_onis_are_true]

Oh come on, I bet not even everybody in YOUR world used it.

[alittleblackmagic]

Everyone who didn't secretly wanted to. They just weren't good enough.

[all_onis_are_true]

Oh yes, I keep forgetting you're the king of your own little world. What color is the sky there again?

[alittleblackmagic]

Palom.

...That's like a mix of gold and green and red and all my favorite colors, except a lot better.

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[overwinters]

[ a slight huff. ]

Really, are you going around stealing other people's chocolate? That's no way to treat a lady! [ never mind the fact she's just a little kid.. ]

[alittleblackmagic]

It's not stealing when you're giving it to me!

[overwinters]

When you force people to give something it's the same as stealing! Even a kid should know that!

[alittleblackmagic]

No, it's not.

There's a fancier word for it. It's like excommunication or something weird like that.

[overwinters]

... [ blink blink. ]

Huh? Excommunication..?

[alittleblackmagic]

Yeah! When you make someone give you something or you'll do something mean to them! I'm exhilarating you!

[he means extortion]

[overwinters]

Hey, you keep using different words for it..! [ a childish huff. ] There's no way all of them could mean the same thing!

Besides, I think it's called blackmail when you'll threaten to do something to people if they don't give you their things.

[alittleblackmagic]

It's true! Not everyone can have as good of a vocabulary as a super-prodigy like me.

Blackmail's completely different. That's when you send nasty letters to someone and make them cry.

[overwinters]

W-- why would you be a super-prodigy?! I bet I'm much smarter than you!

[alittleblackmagic]

Hah! How much black magic do you know?

[overwinters]

Well, I don't know..! Everyone forgets everything when they come here, right? So maybe I could be an expert in that sort of thing!

[alittleblackmagic]

((Sorry for the wait! Life has been hectic. Feel free to drop the thread if you'd prefer.))

That's just a long way of saying none!

I win!

[overwinters]

( ooc: oh, no, it's fine! I can totally wait, no worries! )

S-.. shut up! That's not even a real victory! When I remember something like that, I'll show you for sure, and then I'll be the one laughing!

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[has_a_blog]

So business as usual for you, right.

[alittleblackmagic]

Piiiiig. Piiiig. Doesn't that just terrify you and make you wanna buy me ice cream?

[Yeah pretty much.]

[has_a_blog]

You've threatened to turn me into a pig a dozen times that I can think of off the top of my head, but you've never actually managed it. You need new material.

[alittleblackmagic]

That's just 'cause I'm too nice to do it without getting permission! Geez! I'll do it for real next time if that's what I get for being nice!

.........And I thought I was threatening 'frog' with you.

[has_a_blog]

Okay, so you're not one of those cheesy villain groupies. Good.

[alittleblackmagic]

Oops.

I mean, um. Give me pigs or I'll turn you into cream! .....Wait, chocolate! Chocolate pigs! ...Chocolate bacon?

[has_a_blog]

I bet chocolate bacon would be pretty good. If I find any I'm keeping it for myself.

[alittleblackmagic]

No! You've gotta give it to the Fireball Fiend! Geez, what part of this supervillain stuff isn't clear to you?

[has_a_blog]

Nope. I'm declaring my own villain-hood right now. I am the, uh, The Not-Sharing...Guy.

[alittleblackmagic]

That's dumb! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! You're a hero; you have to be the Super-Sharing Guy Who Even Shares With Villains!

[has_a_blog]

If I'm a hero the only thing I can share with villains is my sense of justice and fair play.

But come on what kind of dumbass would make ME a hero?

[alittleblackmagic]

The one who came back from the future to tell us how to not get everyone killed.

[has_a_blog]

When I...

Fuck, I did that didn't I?

Well the hell with you you still can't have any of my chocolate.

[alittleblackmagic]

Fine.

...What about fruit candy? No one likes fruit candy, right?

[video]

[theheirofbreath]

I dunno....

If you're sticking with the whole pig theme, shouldn't your villain name have something to do with that?

[alittleblackmagic]

...

The... The, uh. Piggy... Pigifier.

[theheirofbreath]

Hahaha, how about the 'Baconator?'

[alittleblackmagic]

That's good! That's really good! Hey, thanks! ...For your prize, you can be the first to feel the Baconator's wrath! Hahahaha!

[theheirofbreath]

Can you actually do that over a video feed?

[alittleblackmagic]

You wanna see for yourself?

[theheirofbreath]

But you didn't even ask me for candy or anything. Wasn't that the point of your whole super villain idea? To get stuff?

I mean, if I'm wrong, that's cool. I just thought you wanted stuff.

[alittleblackmagic]

If I don't turn you into a pig over this thingy, will you give me chocolate?

[theheirofbreath]

Hmmm, nah. Sorry dude, I kinda feel like you're winging it. Depriving me of the whole supervillain experience.

[Yeah, he's totally trolling right now.]

Tell you what, when you've worked all the bugs out of your gimmick and thought of a witty villainous speech, call me back.

[alittleblackmagic]

((Sorry for the wait! Life has been hectic. Feel free to drop the thread if you'd prefer.))

T-That was a great villainous speech! What're you talking about?! I spent at least five minutes finding this mask!