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[alittleblackmagic]

[video]
[Palom comes onscreen with a mask.  He already had a cape all along so he is totally half of a supervillain-hero-whatever already.]

Hahahahaha!

I am the great, uh... Fireball ... Fiend!  No wait that sounds super lame.  Sage of Stupendish...ness.  Superpendishness?  Stupendous!  Stupendous Sage of Superness!  I demand a lot of chocolate or else I'm going to turn you into a pig.  That's right!  You don't want to risk that, huh, do you?!  You'd better give me every last piece of chocolate you've got!

[Yeah no the Joker had nothing to do with this one.  Palom's just being Palom.]

[action]
[In practice, Palom is more interested in fighting supervillains than being one, which is why whenever anyone leaps out in a funny costume the next few days, they are immediately set on fire.]

Geez.  What kind of supervillain name is 'The Great Eayaaaaugh'?  I came up with something way cooler.  In my sleep.

Comments

[has_a_blog]

You've threatened to turn me into a pig a dozen times that I can think of off the top of my head, but you've never actually managed it. You need new material.

[alittleblackmagic]

That's just 'cause I'm too nice to do it without getting permission! Geez! I'll do it for real next time if that's what I get for being nice!

.........And I thought I was threatening 'frog' with you.

[has_a_blog]

Okay, so you're not one of those cheesy villain groupies. Good.

[alittleblackmagic]

Oops.

I mean, um. Give me pigs or I'll turn you into cream! .....Wait, chocolate! Chocolate pigs! ...Chocolate bacon?

[has_a_blog]

I bet chocolate bacon would be pretty good. If I find any I'm keeping it for myself.

[alittleblackmagic]

No! You've gotta give it to the Fireball Fiend! Geez, what part of this supervillain stuff isn't clear to you?

[has_a_blog]

Nope. I'm declaring my own villain-hood right now. I am the, uh, The Not-Sharing...Guy.

[alittleblackmagic]

That's dumb! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! You're a hero; you have to be the Super-Sharing Guy Who Even Shares With Villains!

[has_a_blog]

If I'm a hero the only thing I can share with villains is my sense of justice and fair play.

But come on what kind of dumbass would make ME a hero?

[alittleblackmagic]

The one who came back from the future to tell us how to not get everyone killed.

[has_a_blog]

When I...

Fuck, I did that didn't I?

Well the hell with you you still can't have any of my chocolate.

[alittleblackmagic]

Fine.

...What about fruit candy? No one likes fruit candy, right?