01 --> why say anything nice?

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Looks like I'm going to be blurting out everything I remembered just like the rest of you idiots.

I come from the continent of Tellius. There were normal people like me there, but there were also stinking half-beasts we called sub-humans. Well, some people called them laguz. I guess that's the proper word. Anyway, they were half-animal, half-human, and they could take full animal forms to fight. Complete savages, basically.

Here's the confusing part. I was fighting alongside these smelly freaks as part of some Laguz Alliance. I don't get why. I must have been blackmailed or pressured into it. It's like some kind of stupid joke that this is the first thing I remember. It almost makes me sick to my stomach.

Something a little better--I learned that I'm a master archer. Probably the best on the continent. I always knew I was the best at something, but it feels good to figure out what, exactly.

((2% spent on sparse knowledge of Tellius, the laguz, and his fighting role in the Laguz Alliance.))

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[He looks surprised with who's speaking for a second or two, then his face just sours.]

Least of all me. Why exactly would I want to buddy up with a bunch of idiots, half-beasts and talking animals?

[nomen_est_numen]

"Oh, well, I could blather on about how far too many things that need done in this place require co-operation between the people doing them, but it would simply go in one ear and out the other, seeing as you've clearly no plans to change your rather odious outlook." He shakes his head. "I tire of this conversation already. You aren't even useful in your current state."

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Don't talk to me about "useful," chicken legs. You would probably be most useful served to somebody on a plate. And while we're on the subject of cooperation, if I had a choice, I'd rather team up with something I could pick out of my own ear. How's that for odious?

[nomen_est_numen]

"You speak and all I hear is the bleating of a child. This conversation is pointless. Good day."

And with that he cuts the connexion. Damn royalty, always having to have the last word....