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[life_is_megas_wonderful]

[VIDEO]

HEEEEEEEEY everybody! I am Tsuruya, and I come here with a list of demands! I hearby order everybody out there to give me the answers to the following megas important, life-or-death questions! You will not fail to give me these answers, because you can't not give me these answer! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And so, I demand the following out of all of you!

- Favorite color! (Green!)
- Favorite ice cream flavor! (Mine's mango!)
- Favorite animal! (I love cats!)
- Your biggest hope for the future! (I wanna be an idol, or a doctor, or an idol doctor! Hahaha!)
- Whatchya do in your free time! (Caligraphy, watching movies, and going shopping! Hooray!)
- What kinda guy or gal you'd wanna date! (I want one with a sense of humor, but with his feet firmly planted on the ground, and who listens to everything you say!)
- And finally, boxers, briefs, or none of the above? (Panties, of course! Hahahaha!)

And you are gonna tell me... NOW! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Comments

[planet_rin]

In order: The kind of color where you aren't sure what the word is to describe that exact color, but you have a lot of emotional attachments to it for complicated personal reasons. Orange sherbet. Butterflies. I want to be able to paint again. Stare at the sky. The idea of dating is more than a little bit scary to me. Neitiher.

[kitchen_witch]

Well...

[She looks down at herself]

I guess I like red, I never heard of ice cream, animals? Well, I like bird song so birds maybe. And I'm afraid I can't remember the rest.

[very_model_of]

Favorite color red. Salarians ambhibious, lactose intolerant, can't eat ice cream. Fond of Sur'kesh monitor lizard. With to leave notable legacy for future generations, possibly in medicine. Spare time spent reading, may have to add in singing lessons due to new memories. No interest in romance. Boxers.

Must admit relief that you are not taking advantage of situation in less moral fashion.

[not_good_not_wicked]

Lesse...

Guess I like black. Dunno what ice cream is. I also like cats. I want to remember everything. I've mainly been looking around and seeing all the cool stuff around here and collecting mushrooms. I've never really thought about that kind of thing. And I have no idea what that last one means.

[trustycrowbar]

Ugh. Green. Chocolate chip cookie dough. Dogs are way better. That I'll finally find a reliable field theory for magical energy and therefore vindicate it. Read and play enough violent video games to destroy any pretense I have of acting my age. A woman that's extremely smart and capable and isn't afraid to have fun. Boxers.

Tsuruya, you realize I'm glad it was YOU that did that, right? You're the only one who would choose questions like that.

[stinglikeabat]

Well, if it's that important, I have no choice!

Red! Rocky road! Bats! [Easy enough!]

To become the greatest wrestler in the world and get my younger siblings to look up to me! [Whoa. A little too much honesty there at the end.]

I like to wander around the city! Even if I've already seen most of it by now, it's worth seeing again! I'd take naps more often, but I lose track of time when I'm asleep, and you can't have a superhero taking a week off because he forgot to set the alarm! [...Well, at least he didn't outright say he did that. Sure dodged a bullet there! Yep, master of deception, that's him. And next question is... ohshit.]

I like hot-blooded men with plenty of muscle! I'd date myself if I wasn't already me. [If he's not going to dodge the question, he might as well tackle it straight on. So to speak.]

And that last one should be obvious! These pants are so tight I can't wear anything under them!

[nomen_est_numen]

Wilted birdie. "Tsuruya, I'm not really in the moo--Oh, very well."

He takes a deep breath and puts his dignity back on.

"Hmm. Red, I suppose. I've never had ice cream. I don't really have a favourite animal since I remember all of them being people where I come from. My future is too murky right now so I honestly haven't any plans. In my free time I play the lute or read or occasionally watch television, though I really have to be bored to do that... I... don't know about dating, right now and I'd rather not talk about it... and..." Blinks. "Have you ever seen a bird wear underthings of any sort? I haven't, and I don't. Wear them, that is...."

[only_one_m]

Purple. Mint. Dachoras. I don't think I remember enough about my past to talk about my future. I'm not used to having much free time. I haven't given much thought to romance. None of the above.

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