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[life_is_megas_wonderful]

[VIDEO]

HEEEEEEEEY everybody! I am Tsuruya, and I come here with a list of demands! I hearby order everybody out there to give me the answers to the following megas important, life-or-death questions! You will not fail to give me these answers, because you can't not give me these answer! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And so, I demand the following out of all of you!

- Favorite color! (Green!)
- Favorite ice cream flavor! (Mine's mango!)
- Favorite animal! (I love cats!)
- Your biggest hope for the future! (I wanna be an idol, or a doctor, or an idol doctor! Hahaha!)
- Whatchya do in your free time! (Caligraphy, watching movies, and going shopping! Hooray!)
- What kinda guy or gal you'd wanna date! (I want one with a sense of humor, but with his feet firmly planted on the ground, and who listens to everything you say!)
- And finally, boxers, briefs, or none of the above? (Panties, of course! Hahahaha!)

And you are gonna tell me... NOW! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Comments

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

I know! I'm just awesome like that. Ho ho ho ho.

[trustycrowbar]

Hold on, so this... this is a full-on truth field or something! Uh, more of a plague, really. Yeah, we've all come down with honesty. But what the hell's causing it?

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Oh, it's probably just one 'a them passing things that happens around here, like the green bouncy stuff. I gots a feeling it won't last too long.

1/2

[trustycrowbar]

And I wondered where the bouncy green stuff came from too, remember? You know I can't just let phenomena go by like that. In fact, it's, heh, it's starting to bother me how everyone seems to dismiss it that way.

2/2

[trustycrowbar]

[His tone starts down a slope that maybe he doesn't realize it's going down.]

--We're just rolling over and taking it whenever a new paradigm rolls in for a day, saying oh it's just one of those things, there's nothing we can do to understand it, so why even try... With that attitude, we're just an inquisition away from the dark ages! Seriously, is everyone here really THAT dim-witted?!

[Beat.]

...oh shit. Tsuruya, ah... I'm sorry. That just came out, I didn't mean to--

Re: 2/2

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Nah, don't worry about it. Well, that's how you feel about it. I like to leave a little mystery in life myself, at least as long as it's not hurting anybody too much. Sure a few things get blurted out, but really, it just means we gots a few things to go on, to know about others, right?

Like right now. I know why you said all that, and I gets it. I don't maybe agree with it entirely, but I can see why a guy like you would wanna know the answer. Hey, maybe you'll find it someday! And I'll totally be rooting for you for it!

[trustycrowbar]

...

[He glances off-camera thoughtfully for a moment, then gains a small smile as he pushes up his glasses.]

You sure will, won't you? You know you kind of amaze me like that. I just basically called everyone in Sirocco an idiot, and yet you still have faith in me.

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

That's 'cause you're a good guy! I gots a sense of smell for this sorta thing. Maybe you find us kindas irritating sometimes, but I bet you'd never lets us down!

[trustycrowbar]

No, you're right, I'd never let you guys down. Sure, this place is a little on the bizarre side... but that's just more to look into! Plus a lot of the people in it are too important to me now.

[...huh. And here he didn't really realize that until he said it.]

[life_is_megas_wonderful]

Exactly! So vent when you gottas! I'm there to listen. Even when I'm sleeping, though I might be kindas grumpy about it!