[Voice] How do you even lose something that big?

[stinglikeabat]

I finally remembered the rest of what happened with that Rasputin fellow. Or most of it, at least! I'm still not entirely sure what was up with that fellow. Some sort of demon cult nonsense that got out of hand, I suppose. The important part is that he didn't get to destroy the world. Sure, he wasn't the only one trying to do it, but I'm not that worried about what's happening back home. If Yuri and the rest of them are still around, humanity's in good hands!

Shame about that big castle of his crumbling, though. It was pretty nice, aside from all the screaming oozy monsters everywhere. And that layout with all the switches... Sure, it slowed us down and all, but I can't imagine living there! It wasn't actually that nice, but it flew, so I'm giving him points for style at least.

And speaking of style, has anybody seen a crocodile lying around? It's about three meters long, not counting the tail. And it's dressed like a pirate. It's pretty hard to miss, just call me or text me if you see it around!

((OOC: The crocodile, while stuffed, is currently animate due to mysterious circumstances. It will be threadjacking and/or hanging around in goofy poses in the comments.))

Comments

[stinglikeabat]

That's what he said!

She didn't try it this time, though. Just gloated a little and vanished.

[trustycrowbar]

Anything else you can remember about her while you're at it? If she's going to be trouble, then the rest of us ought to know about her.

[stinglikeabat]

Come to think of it, Danny Phantom recognized her. From the way those thugs of hers were talking, she was already on the wrong side of the Justice League from the start.

And she gave her head goon some sort of amulet that turned him into a giant toaster monster. If she can do that more than one at a time, it could be real trouble.

[trustycrowbar]

Was the guy really that hard to take down? I mean, you're probably the strongest out of all of us!

[stinglikeabat]

You think so?

...Well. He was fast, hit like a truck, and took a good beating to knock down for good. I'm not exaggerating, either. I've been hit by cars before, and it was exactly like that!

[trustycrowbar]

When it comes to sheer muscle, anyway! Hey, not all of us can be hit by a car and live to tell about it!

[Technically he COULD take a hit with a car with the HEV suit on and live, but he wouldn't be in much of a shape to fight afterwards.]

Truth be told, I haven't had much time to evaluate everyone's combat abilities yet. But from what you say, it sounds like any one of us could take those toaster-golem things on in a one-on-one fair fight. It wouldn't necessarily be easy, but we CAN do it. However if this Misery thinks like the Joker at all... she'll be using 'em in ways that'll be anything but fair.