http://sp8dersona.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] anemoi2011-10-18 06:20 pm
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I swear to gog, I'm the only person here who isn't some kind of hornless weirdo! I don't know if you file them down or are born without them or what.

I guess I'm on some kind of weird alien planet, surrounded by hornless pink people? I don't really know. Introductions later, figuring you people out now.
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[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
People WITH horns, idiot!

[identity profile] totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not like horns are normal or anything--you're the first person to even mention them at all!

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Having horns is perfectly normal! Just like having arms, or legs, or gray skin.

[identity profile] totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
...

Gray skin?

Uh. I'm pretty sure that's, like, the polar opposite of normal.

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Don't blame me if you aliens all look absolutely bizarre and sort of offensive.

[identity profile] totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, if you're the only one who has gray skin and horns, I think that makes you more of an alien than anyone else here.

...And what do you mean, 'offensive'?

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying! It's pretty gross.

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
The color's weird! You sort of look like you don't have any skin.

[identity profile] totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
What? Of course I look like I have skin! if I didn't, I'd be all gross and red and bony. [Danny pinches the skin on his cheek and pulls at it a bit, demonstrating that not only does he have skin, but that it is also kind of stretchy!]

See? I totally have skin.

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations! You have overcome all the obstacles before you and accomplished the thought-to-be-impossible task of having skin.

[identity profile] totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's about to open his mouth and say something in confusion, but then he realizes what's going on.]

...You're being sarcastic, aren't you.

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
And you're a detective, too! Your species must be pretty amazing.

[identity profile] totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well...what about your species?

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Trolls are brilliant, ruthless badasses, and I'm no exception!

[identity profile] totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
...Trolls?

Really?

[That sounds...like something too fantasy to be real.]

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Nope! I'm just making up words at random to confuse you.

[identity profile] totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Troll"'s a real word, but I don't think trolls themselves are real...

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-24 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
You're not very smart, are you?
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