http://sp8dersona.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] anemoi2011-10-18 06:20 pm
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I swear to gog, I'm the only person here who isn't some kind of hornless weirdo! I don't know if you file them down or are born without them or what.

I guess I'm on some kind of weird alien planet, surrounded by hornless pink people? I don't really know. Introductions later, figuring you people out now.

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[identity profile] totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
'Hornless weirdo'?

What are you used to?
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[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Gee, let's think about this! If I'm weirded out by people not having horns, then what would I be used to?

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[identity profile] totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...people looking like me? Minus the, uh, glowing and white hair and stuff.

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
People WITH horns, idiot!

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[identity profile] ghostyheir.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I was born without horns! I am 100% sure that all humans are hornless.

So you're an alien? That's so cool, do you remember what planet you're from?

[identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
...You know, if you're on a planet surrounded by pink people, I think it might be fair to call you the weirdo.

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
That is correct! As you said, all of you are aliens.

I don't know if I should tell you what planet I'm from, though. That sounds like valuable secret information!

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Hair swish!]

Of course not! I know what normal people look like, and I am eight hundred percent sure that horns are involved.

[identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm nine hundred percent that they're not. So I win!

And I'd just like to say that I'm way more brown than pink.

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
It's still a weird, abnormal color for somebody to be.

[identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
...Well, what color are you?

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[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
This color!

[identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
GAAAAAAAAH!

You're a zombie! No, wait, a fiend! Or you got some kinda horrible flesh-eating virus; all your skin fell off and you're turning to ash! Wait, no, I got it; someone cast Break on you and now you're gonna slowly petrify until you can't move or see or hear but you'll still feel bits of yourself chipping away whenever the wind blows!

...Gosh, that kinda sucks, I'm really sorry.

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'd rather be any of those things than some kind of bizarre pink wriggler!

[identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
I don't wriggle, so I don't know who you're talking about. Anyway, maybe you're some kinda goat demon. Are those goat horns?

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what a goat is, but I'm a perfectly non-demon troll, thank you very much.

[identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
So you are gonna turn to stone!

...Though I'm pretty sure it's daylight right now. Maybe you just turn gray instead. And you're not really big and lumpy and stupid, either.

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
You have some weird ideas about trolls.

[identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
You have some weird ideas about humans, so we're even.

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I actually don't have any ideas about humans! I first heard that word about five minutes ago.

[identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
...You called me a pink wriggler.

...But anyway! Humans are the best! We're pretty amazing and we do things like cast magic and save the world, but I guess trolls can do because I've never seen a troll like you! I've never seen anything as smart as a human, except maybe Moogles, but they don't really count cause they're smaller and cuter so we're still better.

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like I'm being challenged in the name of my species.

[identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
To be fair, I might have just forgotten all the really cool grey people I met.

[identity profile] sp8dersona.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's very possible! I wouldn't be surprised at all if we're so great that it blew away all your memories.

[identity profile] prodigious-mage.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
...

Are you saying it's your fault I'm stuck here?
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