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[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I swear to gog, I'm the only person here who isn't some kind of hornless weirdo! I don't know if you file them down or are born without them or what.

I guess I'm on some kind of weird alien planet, surrounded by hornless pink people? I don't really know. Introductions later, figuring you people out now.

Comments

[video]

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

'Hornless weirdo'?

What are you used to?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Gee, let's think about this! If I'm weirded out by people not having horns, then what would I be used to?

[video]

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Uh...people looking like me? Minus the, uh, glowing and white hair and stuff.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

People WITH horns, idiot!

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not like horns are normal or anything--you're the first person to even mention them at all!

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Having horns is perfectly normal! Just like having arms, or legs, or gray skin.

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

...

Gray skin?

Uh. I'm pretty sure that's, like, the polar opposite of normal.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Don't blame me if you aliens all look absolutely bizarre and sort of offensive.

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you're the only one who has gray skin and horns, I think that makes you more of an alien than anyone else here.

...And what do you mean, 'offensive'?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying! It's pretty gross.

[totallynotaspaz.livejournal.com]

But...how?

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[ghostyheir.livejournal.com]

Well, I was born without horns! I am 100% sure that all humans are hornless.

So you're an alien? That's so cool, do you remember what planet you're from?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

That is correct! As you said, all of you are aliens.

I don't know if I should tell you what planet I'm from, though. That sounds like valuable secret information!

latelatelatesorry ;;

[ghostyheir.livejournal.com]

What--no I'm not!

I can keep a secret! You're not from Mars, are you?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Mars! What kind of a crappy name for a planet is that?

Not one I'd want anything to do with, that's for sure!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

...You know, if you're on a planet surrounded by pink people, I think it might be fair to call you the weirdo.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

[Hair swish!]

Of course not! I know what normal people look like, and I am eight hundred percent sure that horns are involved.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm nine hundred percent that they're not. So I win!

And I'd just like to say that I'm way more brown than pink.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

It's still a weird, abnormal color for somebody to be.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

...Well, what color are you?

[Video]

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

This color!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

GAAAAAAAAH!

You're a zombie! No, wait, a fiend! Or you got some kinda horrible flesh-eating virus; all your skin fell off and you're turning to ash! Wait, no, I got it; someone cast Break on you and now you're gonna slowly petrify until you can't move or see or hear but you'll still feel bits of yourself chipping away whenever the wind blows!

...Gosh, that kinda sucks, I'm really sorry.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I'd rather be any of those things than some kind of bizarre pink wriggler!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I don't wriggle, so I don't know who you're talking about. Anyway, maybe you're some kinda goat demon. Are those goat horns?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I don't know what a goat is, but I'm a perfectly non-demon troll, thank you very much.