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[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I swear to gog, I'm the only person here who isn't some kind of hornless weirdo! I don't know if you file them down or are born without them or what.

I guess I'm on some kind of weird alien planet, surrounded by hornless pink people? I don't really know. Introductions later, figuring you people out now.

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[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I actually don't have any ideas about humans! I first heard that word about five minutes ago.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

...You called me a pink wriggler.

...But anyway! Humans are the best! We're pretty amazing and we do things like cast magic and save the world, but I guess trolls can do because I've never seen a troll like you! I've never seen anything as smart as a human, except maybe Moogles, but they don't really count cause they're smaller and cuter so we're still better.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I feel like I'm being challenged in the name of my species.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

To be fair, I might have just forgotten all the really cool grey people I met.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

It's very possible! I wouldn't be surprised at all if we're so great that it blew away all your memories.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

...

Are you saying it's your fault I'm stuck here?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I said no such thing! You were the one who said that. I can't be blamed if you come up with ideas like that.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Of course you can. I blame people for things I do all the time.

Geez, there's way too many choices to say who the real bad guy is! It's like everyone I talk to wants to confess.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Then stop accusing people at random, and start finding some answers.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

You were the one who said the grey people took my memories! [Not exactly, but.] And I am; that's why I'm asking you!

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Guess what? I am the memory stealer. It's me.

Or is it? Maybe not! I'll leave figuring the truth out to you.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.....

Hey, what's your name?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Vriska.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

OK!

So there's Vriska the grey troll, Relm the fake princess, and Danny the ghost! This is like a puzzle! If I have to choose one, it would be........

Not you! Because Relm is more annoying and a ghost is actually like a real undead thing, so I guess you're last on the list right now.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you've already got this all figured out.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I know. I'm really smart.

[...]

Hey, so if the grey people blew my memories away, does that mean the pink -- the humans blew yours?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Who said anything about my memories?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're good. Maybe it is you.

So what's your last name, then?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I know what this is! You're trying to make me prove that I have memories of my own.

That's a terrible question for it, though. I could make up any old name on the spot, and you wouldn't have any way of knowing if I was telling the truth!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I was actually gonna use a Bestiary on you. If they have those here.

So what do you think a good question would be? It's not like I know any of your memories.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Exactly! You'll just have to be paralyzed by mystery.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

...But that's boring. Can I be stirred into great investigations by mystery, instead?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Be my guest.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Great!

That means I have permission to look through all your stuff, right?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

That means I have permission to beat you to a fine past if I catch you looking through my stuff, right?