II | [ video ] I do not apologize for this.

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ Hello, Anemoi. Look at your device, now back to this video, now back to device, now back to the video. Sadly, it's not your video, but if you stopped a moment to admire Irisviel and her horrible ridding skills, it could be your video.

Look down, now back up. Where is she? She's is the amazing farm with the horse of your dreams. What's in your hand? Back at her. She has it. It's the reins of the horse that you want to ride. Look again. The reins are now screams of excitement and horror from the horse.

Anything is possible when Irisviel is in a farm and not in the city. ]

I'm on a horse!

[ Yes, this is Irisviel attempting to ride a horse at the highest speed possible that it should be illegal. ]

This is so much fun! Everyone should try it. Kyaa! [ She orders the horse to stop for a moment, so she could speak calmly. And secretly, the horse is grateful for this. ]

I remembered the face of a small child being carried in the arms of a man. They were so happy that my hearts feels so warm. I'm looking forward to remember more of it.

[ Ilya's and Kiritsugu's memories are at 1%! ]

Comments

[wontdieifkilled]

Geez, what are you doing?! Shouldn't you be holding the reins with both hands?!

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ SHE'S A PRO IN THIS, SHIROU. THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. SHE GIGGLES AND WAVES ONE HAND AT HIM. ]

Shiroooou!

[wontdieifkilled]

Well, at least it's stopped now...

Geez. Just how fast did you have that horse going?

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ Shirouuuu can this horse get a route with you??? because he loves you for stopping the crazy woman!! ]

I don't know... Maybe too fast?

[wontdieifkilled]

[Man, first Caren and now this. Shirou isn't into bestiality.]

It sure looked like it. How's the horse doing after that?

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ Are you calling Caren a beast??? ]

He seems to be alright, still energetic as the owner told me.

[wontdieifkilled]

[No way, I could never justify it.]

Well, I guess because it wasn't that long. I've heard horses will work themselves to death.

[promised_victory]

Are you sure you're all right? [Congratulations! You're the first person to almost give Arturia a heart attack in her current level of recollection.]

[thevesselofhiswish]

Arturia! [ She sounds so happy! ] I'm quite fine, this is just so wonderful! You should try it!

[promised_victory]

I.... suppose. It does look.... exciting? [EITHER IRI IS VERY GOOD OR VERY LUCKY. HOW THE FRAK IS SHE STAYING ON THE THING?!?!!?]

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ IRI IS MAGICAL LIKE THAT. ]

I can teach you if you don't know. It'd be quite lovely to have some company.

[promised_victory]

[MAGICAL? Really? Or JUST THAT AWESOME?]

I suppose learning can't hurt. [It does look kind of fun....]

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ MAYBE BOTH. ]

Amazing! Should I pick you up? [ Look how happy she looks.. ]

APOLOGIZE FOR THIS AT ONCE!

[roseofimperia]

Nero knew only one thing.

She wanted her horse to be like that horse.

How grand! How I wish to join you on the fields, so like those of fabled Elysium! Nero applauds. A strange thought: the smell of dirt, a blur of motion as she worked the reigns of four beasts... hmm?

Someday soon I shall join you!

DON'T APOLOGIZE, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!

[thevesselofhiswish]

[ Oh, she recognized that face, but there was something strange about it. ]

Arturia...? You know you can join me anytime. I would be really happy to have some company!

I'm on a chariot. Anything is possible when you're a tyrannical fist-century emperor.

[roseofimperia]

Arturia? You have confused me for my dear sister! Nero looks around conspiratorially, leans in. She is such a retiring woman. I strive to introduce her to the finer things in life, but she is content to swing her practice sword about. Not that there is any shortage of fun to be hard there...

Ah, but how to get to the countryside. Perhaps she would have to appropriate a few of the sisters' resources for one of these tak-sees.

this is clearly meant to happen

[thevesselofhiswish]

Ah, I'm sorry. I didn't know that Arturia had a sister! [ She giggles a bit. ] That's really kind of you, perhaps we can find something she wants to do as well and she can have fun too!

Oh, I'm Irisviel! It's a pleasure to meet you!

The fates have spoken.

[roseofimperia]

Then you had best pick up a sword! Nero laughs. She lives for war. It's very romantic -- a soul born in communion with the blade!

A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Irisviel. I would introduce myself fully, but I seem to be indisposed.

They need to go horse riding for a commercial for Old Spice, clearly

[thevesselofhiswish]

I don't think I have ever use one, but I'm willingly to learn! [ A small chuckle. ]

Do you wish to join me in the horse riding? It's really fun!

[stinglikeabat]

Was that good screaming or bad screaming?

[thevesselofhiswish]

I want to think it was a good one?

[stinglikeabat]

You're taking to it, then?

[thevesselofhiswish]

I am! I want to make sure that he's not overdoing himself.

[stinglikeabat]

I'm sure he's glad to get out and enjoy the countryside!

[thevesselofhiswish]

I thank you once more for telling me about this place!