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[ The first thing that comes up is a very short silence, as though the one on the other end of the feed is still giving a bit of thought to what he's trying to say. It doesn't last that long, though, and soon enough, a man's startlingly deep voice comes up, one with a slight monotonous edge to it, calm and composed, even somewhat apathetic if you pay enough attention. ]

Greetings. Sirocco, correct? That would be the city's name, as I understand. This device certainly is convenient... well. In either case, an introduction is in order, I suppose. My name is Kirei, and naturally, this is the only information I have to offer at the moment. If this city is one of a small population, it makes a certain amount of sense for everyone to be familiar with one another. Beyond being simply easier to manage such a thing when in a city with a small population, it makes things easier in case of an emergency. [ Then, another pause, and the feed suddenly switches to video, allowing one to see the face of a man who's speaking-- an adult man, probably in his mid to late thirties, wearing a dark blue coat that seems to be over something that is extremely difficult to make out, but if you look hard enough, resembles the clothes of a priest more than anything else. ]

It is generally easier for others to remember names when there is a face to accompany it. [ Then, he narrows his eyes very slightly, as though in thought, but doesn't express whatever is on his mind. ] I shall not keep you for long. This city has plenty of matters to attend to, I'm sure, more important than a new arrival. But if there is anything that those at the lab... hm, fail to mention for one reason or another, that one should know upon arrival, I would certainly not mind being informed. Better safe then sorry, as they say.

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[ So! After settling in, what is the first thing Kirei does? ~EXPLORE~! In other words, Kirei would be out and about today, taking a silent walk around the city, but the freaking tall guy in a coat and priest's clothes is bound to catch a certain amount of attention anyway, so you may find yourself bumping into him or just noticing him.

Alternatively, anyone coming into the restaurant on the first floor of Ermis will notice at, at some point during the day, it's completley empty- Kirei chooses his times well!- save for the guy in question who's sitting somewhere and eating amazingly huge amounts of boiling hot spicy foods. Look, this prompt was necessary, okay. ]

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[ Satan was walking around when the clothes and the tall guy catches her attention. ]

Hey, you! Are you a member of the Church?

[ He turns around and just looks at her for a bit in silence. That moment only lasts a second however, and he responds with a single raised eyebrow and a faint and not very pleasant smile. ]

It's a possibility. If I was, I would be likely to find your choice of clothes more than a little indecent and would be lecturing you right about now. Is it really a good idea to seek out such people when dressed like that, young lady?

[ Now she's angry and no one was surprised. ]

My clothes are perfectly fine! I won't allow you to speak to me in such way, human!

[ PROOOOBLEM??? (troll)

oh hey this is oddly kind of a little fun, seeing her mad.

....Just think about this for a moment. Kirei just trolled Satan. He's the priest who trolled Satan.

I had to point that out okok. ]

From your manner of speech, I would assume that you aren't human yourself, despite your appearance. But who knows? I might not be human either. If that were the case, I would not remember it, after all.

[ YOU WIN THIS ROUND, BUT NEXT ONE WILL BE MINE!!!! (FUU) ]

Oh, you deduced it by yourself? Appearances are deceiving, you humans always assume such things for what you see. It's really entertaining.

[ WE'LL SEE... B)

Sarcastically: ] How flattering. But if someone were to say "human" in the way you did, as though it is an insult, then it is only natural to assume that they are not human. It was not so difficult to deduce. If you are not, then what are you, exactly?

[ Her whole life will be just to troll him. At least once.

But then she giggles. ]

I'm a demon. Perhaps you have heard of me, as I am Satan.

[ oh

ok then

huh he should be giving a fuck about this, shouldn't he... and yet, he isn't... ]

I believe I have. Well, I did not think Satan would be so foolish as to seek out men of the Church in the form of a scantily-clad young woman. What are you doing here anyway, in that case?

[ It's fine, he's the best fake priest ever.

But Satan finds him amusing in that way. ]

I find all the human world interesting, though you are quite obsessed with my appearance. I do wonder why. [ dryly. ]

[ The fakest priest. He just shrugs. ]

This is not exactly a common depiction of you, after all.

For a possible man of the Church, you are quite interesting. I'll give you that.

[ She laughs a bit. ]

Does it really matter?

Not at all, really. It isn't really surprising for the common depictions to be completely inaccurate, quite frankly.

Though I do admit it's quite entertaining to see how I am represented.

It must be. These representations do come in an excellent variety. Then you do not feel insulted or outraged at any of them?

Humans are quite amusing, believing that they know everything. It'd be an insult to myself if I would get angry with such representations.

Now, priest, tell me more about my other faces. You don't seem to mind my company and for that I will make sure to enjoy myself as well.