[Video]- After the magical adventures in the cave of wonders...

[theheirofbreath]

Has anyone ever done something they didn't know they could do? I mean, not even something they were trying to do, but a weird new thing that just kind of happened out of nowhere.

I guess I'm still getting the hang of this memory loss thing....


[/filtered to Dave Strider]

Hey, Dave? Do you have a minute? There's something I need to ask you about....

Comments

[has_a_blog]

Oh. That was probably just a future version of me, then.

[theheirofbreath]

A future version...?

[has_a_blog]

Yeah, just some run of the mill time travel. Whatever I was doing I'm sure there was a good reason for it.

[theheirofbreath]

..... Was there a good reason future you was attacking us with a sword?

[has_a_blog]

...Probably. I'm not sure what it could be, but I mean, I'm not gonna just randomly threaten some guys for no good reason.

Was rap involved?

[theheirofbreath]

Well... you were wearing headphones, so.... maybe.

Does this kind of thing happen to you a lot?

[has_a_blog]

Dude, of course. I am up to my ears in temporal bullshit. It's a fucking miracle that this place hasn't been torn apart by temporal paradoxes.

A fucking miracle and my hard work. You're welcome, by the way.

[theheirofbreath]

Is that how you can make a bunch of clones of yourself? They're all just you in different times?

[has_a_blog]

That's about it. It's like a delicate, complicated ballet of stable time loops, where all the dancers are you, and if any one of them fucks up then you all fuck up.

[theheirofbreath]

That sounds really complicated....

Umm, so does that mean that eventually, in the future, you'll be the future you that's assaulting us in that cave?

[has_a_blog]

Maybe. He could be from a splinter timeline.

[theheirofbreath]

Oh....

Well, if it turns out that he is you, do you think future you could explain to current me why he wanted the orb so badly?

[has_a_blog]

No way I can know, man. There are all kind of possible factors I'm not even going to guess at here.

[theheirofbreath]

Okay, fair point.

But can I ask you something else?

[has_a_blog]

Just this once, I'm a busy guy.

[theheirofbreath]

Why does Shampoo call you 'pervert boy?'

[has_a_blog]

Some things in life are better left a mystery.

[theheirofbreath]

So I should just ask her then?

[has_a_blog]

No, definitely not. That would ruin the mystery.

[theheirofbreath]

I dunno, I'm pretty curious. That might just be a risk I'm willing to take.

[has_a_blog]

There is no poetry in your soul.

[theheirofbreath]

[He laughs.]

I'm only kidding. Honestly she seems like the violent type. She might hit me just for asking about it.