[Video]- After the magical adventures in the cave of wonders...

[theheirofbreath]

Has anyone ever done something they didn't know they could do? I mean, not even something they were trying to do, but a weird new thing that just kind of happened out of nowhere.

I guess I'm still getting the hang of this memory loss thing....


[/filtered to Dave Strider]

Hey, Dave? Do you have a minute? There's something I need to ask you about....

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[alittleblackmagic]

I guess.

But I'm the only one that can turn things into pigs! That's cooler, right?

[theheirofbreath]

That is pretty cool. Can you turn anything into a pig? Or just living things?

[alittleblackmagic]

Wellll....

I'm not supposed to be able to turn nonliving things into pigs, but I've been messing around and I can reshape things the same way! They're still not alive, of course.

[theheirofbreath]

Awesome! Can I get a demonstration?

[alittleblackmagic]

Sure!

[those are like his favorite things]

When do you wanna see?

[theheirofbreath]

Anytime you're free is cool with me. It's not like I have a lot to do around here.

Hey, are there any important statues or anything in town? If there are, you should totally change one into a pig! That would be hilarious.

[It's times like this that I wish he could remember what a pranksters gambit is...]

[alittleblackmagic]

...I don't know about important statues, but what about important people? I could turn everyone into the lab into a pig!

[theheirofbreath]

Could you turn them back afterward?

[alittleblackmagic]

What kinda mage can't undo his own magic? Sheesh.

'cept Break. I can't fix Break.

[theheirofbreath]

Break? What's that?

[alittleblackmagic]

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Turns stuff to stone. I like throwing magic around, but that one's a little dangerous.

[theheirofbreath]

You mean, if you turn something into stone, it stays that way forever?

[alittleblackmagic]

No! Of course not. Sheesh. That's not responsible at all.

...I just need to bring a white mage around with me everywhere to cast Esuna.

[theheirofbreath]

........

Is there a white mage here?

[alittleblackmagic]

...That's not the point!

[theheirofbreath]

I guess it's okay as long as you're careful about turning things to stone.

[alittleblackmagic]

I'm always careful.

[Palom and careful don't even belong in the same sentence.]

Anyway! So you wanna see it, right?!

[theheirofbreath]

You even need to ask? Of course I wanna see it!

[John trusts that Palom would only wield his magic with good and mature judgement. Or something.]

[alittleblackmagic]

I'll be on the roof!

[And he will be!]

[theheirofbreath]

Sweet! Meet you there!

[John will be joining him in a few minutes.]

[alittleblackmagic]

[Palom can be found chasing some squirrels around rather ineffectually. How he got them up here in the first place is a miracle.]

Oh! You're the guy! OK wait they're kinda being antsy about this....

[theheirofbreath]

[Looking at the squirrels curiously]

Do you need some help rounding them up?

[alittleblackmagic]

No no stay back I've got it!!

[Palom randomly swings his staff and lets loose blasts of magic in every direction as the squirrels continue to flee in terror. Who knows what kinda spells those are but getting hit by one is probably a bad idea.]

[theheirofbreath]

[Trying to stay behind Palom as he terrorizes the local wildlife.]

Maybe you could back a few of them into that corner..

[alittleblackmagic]

Hnnngh...

[Making a sound vaguely like acute constipation, Palom screws up his eyes and raises his staff high.]

Hah!

[Bzap! Instant piggification! Some very confused animals fall on their sides and oink in befuddlement.]