[Video]- After the magical adventures in the cave of wonders...

[theheirofbreath]

Has anyone ever done something they didn't know they could do? I mean, not even something they were trying to do, but a weird new thing that just kind of happened out of nowhere.

I guess I'm still getting the hang of this memory loss thing....


[/filtered to Dave Strider]

Hey, Dave? Do you have a minute? There's something I need to ask you about....

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[alittleblackmagic]

What kinda mage can't undo his own magic? Sheesh.

'cept Break. I can't fix Break.

[theheirofbreath]

Break? What's that?

[alittleblackmagic]

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Turns stuff to stone. I like throwing magic around, but that one's a little dangerous.

[theheirofbreath]

You mean, if you turn something into stone, it stays that way forever?

[alittleblackmagic]

No! Of course not. Sheesh. That's not responsible at all.

...I just need to bring a white mage around with me everywhere to cast Esuna.

[theheirofbreath]

........

Is there a white mage here?

[alittleblackmagic]

...That's not the point!

[theheirofbreath]

I guess it's okay as long as you're careful about turning things to stone.

[alittleblackmagic]

I'm always careful.

[Palom and careful don't even belong in the same sentence.]

Anyway! So you wanna see it, right?!

[theheirofbreath]

You even need to ask? Of course I wanna see it!

[John trusts that Palom would only wield his magic with good and mature judgement. Or something.]

[alittleblackmagic]

I'll be on the roof!

[And he will be!]

[theheirofbreath]

Sweet! Meet you there!

[John will be joining him in a few minutes.]

[alittleblackmagic]

[Palom can be found chasing some squirrels around rather ineffectually. How he got them up here in the first place is a miracle.]

Oh! You're the guy! OK wait they're kinda being antsy about this....

[theheirofbreath]

[Looking at the squirrels curiously]

Do you need some help rounding them up?

[alittleblackmagic]

No no stay back I've got it!!

[Palom randomly swings his staff and lets loose blasts of magic in every direction as the squirrels continue to flee in terror. Who knows what kinda spells those are but getting hit by one is probably a bad idea.]

[theheirofbreath]

[Trying to stay behind Palom as he terrorizes the local wildlife.]

Maybe you could back a few of them into that corner..

[alittleblackmagic]

Hnnngh...

[Making a sound vaguely like acute constipation, Palom screws up his eyes and raises his staff high.]

Hah!

[Bzap! Instant piggification! Some very confused animals fall on their sides and oink in befuddlement.]

[theheirofbreath]

[Stares in amazement for a few seconds... then dissolves into laughter.]

Hahahahaha! Oh my god, that is amazing! Do they know they're pigs now? Or would they like, try to climb trees and stuff?

[alittleblackmagic]

[Palom beams. Sort of. He would have preferred shocked gasping and prostration before his might, but at least he seemed to be appreciating the magic.]

Who knows? Humans know they're pigs, but I don't know if squirrels are smart enough for that...

Wanna try it out?

[theheirofbreath]

hehe, I think I'll pass on that.


...... Have you ever had anyone say yes to that?

[alittleblackmagic]

Mmm...

Someday, someone will! It's not like it's all that bad, you know. Everyone should try it sometime.

[theheirofbreath]

.... Have you ever tried it?

[alittleblackmagic]

Of course! It doesn't hurt at all.

[Palom leans closer to John with a bright, dangerous grin.]

[theheirofbreath]

[Leaning back a little]

Sorry, still not interested.

[alittleblackmagic]

No one has any sense of fun here.

[mumble grumble]