anemoi | (no subject)

[It is 5 o'clock in the morning.

For some inexplicable reason, little boys always need to use the bathroom at 5 o'clock in the morning. Preferably, they call for their parents while they do it to optimize sleeping schedules. Palom, lacking any parents, usually settles for being as disruptive as he possibly can, instead. ...He remembers just in time, though, that Hiroshi has pretty much had the worst few weeks ever and compromises on a single loud-ish yawn instead.

.....

Come to think of it, he'd flopped into bed while Hiroshi was furiously punching something into the magic phone thing, looking kind of unhappy. He'd figured it had been some last minute sort of conference with the old guy about whatever the instructions had been (honestly, he could've figured it out if he'd been given half the chance, he was sure).

Well, Palom had enough of being left outta the good stuff. The only thing to do was to borrow the communicator briefly and read through the messages to see what the secret was. It would just take five minutes of being sneaky.

...Cracking open Hiroshi's door, he, of course, pokes his head slowly in to see...]

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[It is still 5 o'clock in the morning. Sucks to be you if you're not awake.]

Guys!!!! Hiroshi's gone!!!

He left me this stupid note, and it says 'Dear Palom, I am a stupid moron and I decided to go do this all by myself and get trapped with a bunch of stupid blue ogres for the next kajillion years because I am a stupid moron and stupid morons go off by themselves in the middle of the night to get killed and eaten also feed the dumb octopus.'

Hurry up, don't tell me you guys turn these things off when you're asleep, we have to go find him!

.........Fine, I'll wake you all up myself!

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[Sucks to be you even more. Practically every apartment is subjected to incoherent high-pitched ranting and pounding.]