Punch Card Alchemy

[has_a_blog]

[Dave has braved the rain of goo in his typical ironic rap-ninja fashion for a series of incomprehensible errands. He's gone to look at a super sleek motorcycle of some kind, Kotetsu's powersuit, A series of enormous, expensive speaker systems, and...toothbrushes?

After this he makes his way to the roof of the Ermis Suite, clears the slime off of it, and turns it on. He then goes on to produce a box of brightly colored, glowing toothbrushes that have a high speed motor that does unclear things while it's on and a built in sound system that plays music whenever you brush your teeth.]

[Video]

Who wants a ridiculous, tricked out, high octane toothbrush?

((1% spent on how to use the Alchemiter))

Comments

[has_a_blog]

That's cool.

[He eyes the toothbrush in foot arrangement critically.]

You got that? I could stick it in your pocket or something.

[planet_rin]

I think I got it.

[Rin sits on the floor so as to free up her foot for examining the brush.]

What does this thing even do?

[has_a_blog]

Brushes your teeth.

It also lights up and plays music. And vibrates I guess. It's got some kind of tiny engine in it but I'm not sure what it does.

[planet_rin]

Apparently I am in for some festive mornings.

[has_a_blog]

Dude you know you want it that way. Festive mornings are the shit.

[planet_rin]

[Pockets brush, stands back up, and nods reverently.]

Thank you for the mystery toothbrush.

[has_a_blog]

No problem.