Punch Card Alchemy

[has_a_blog]

[Dave has braved the rain of goo in his typical ironic rap-ninja fashion for a series of incomprehensible errands. He's gone to look at a super sleek motorcycle of some kind, Kotetsu's powersuit, A series of enormous, expensive speaker systems, and...toothbrushes?

After this he makes his way to the roof of the Ermis Suite, clears the slime off of it, and turns it on. He then goes on to produce a box of brightly colored, glowing toothbrushes that have a high speed motor that does unclear things while it's on and a built in sound system that plays music whenever you brush your teeth.]

[Video]

Who wants a ridiculous, tricked out, high octane toothbrush?

((1% spent on how to use the Alchemiter))

Comments

[has_a_blog]

If I made them in a work shop, it would have taken longer than an afternoon. There's a gizmo on the roof for fusing items together to make new stuff.

[trustycrowbar]

I need to see that gizmo sometime. Something that can make a chimeric toothbrush is worth looking into. Hey... you didn't get any of that slime in those, did you?

[has_a_blog]

The way it works I don't think things can accidentally get spliced in. No horrible freaks of nature popping out unless I want them to.

[trustycrowbar]

That's a relief, I guess.

[has_a_blog]

Although I bet I could make some pretty sweet things with all this goo.

[trustycrowbar]

[Hm...]

You know... that's a really good idea. It's everywhere right now, and we may as well figure out have a use for it, right?

[has_a_blog]

I wonder if it melts or if it rots.

[trustycrowbar]

I can't say. But I do know if that stuff rots we'll be treated to one hell of an aroma in a few days. I'm going to err on the side of optimism and say it melts, for now.

[has_a_blog]

I think I'm using up most of my optimism assuming it goes away at all.