Punch Card Alchemy

[has_a_blog]

[Dave has braved the rain of goo in his typical ironic rap-ninja fashion for a series of incomprehensible errands. He's gone to look at a super sleek motorcycle of some kind, Kotetsu's powersuit, A series of enormous, expensive speaker systems, and...toothbrushes?

After this he makes his way to the roof of the Ermis Suite, clears the slime off of it, and turns it on. He then goes on to produce a box of brightly colored, glowing toothbrushes that have a high speed motor that does unclear things while it's on and a built in sound system that plays music whenever you brush your teeth.]

[Video]

Who wants a ridiculous, tricked out, high octane toothbrush?

((1% spent on how to use the Alchemiter))

Comments

[theheirofbreath]

What's an alchemiter?

[has_a_blog]

Some kinda machine that lets you combine things to make new things. It's actually pretty sweet.

[theheirofbreath]

Cool...

You mean you just put things in and it gives you something new? Can I try it?

[has_a_blog]

I just told you to mess with it, didn't I?

[theheirofbreath]

Sweet!

[Yeah, he is just collecting everything he can carry and bringing it with him. So many things are getting chucked into that alchemiter today. Shit, let's be Santa.]