Punch Card Alchemy

[has_a_blog]

[Dave has braved the rain of goo in his typical ironic rap-ninja fashion for a series of incomprehensible errands. He's gone to look at a super sleek motorcycle of some kind, Kotetsu's powersuit, A series of enormous, expensive speaker systems, and...toothbrushes?

After this he makes his way to the roof of the Ermis Suite, clears the slime off of it, and turns it on. He then goes on to produce a box of brightly colored, glowing toothbrushes that have a high speed motor that does unclear things while it's on and a built in sound system that plays music whenever you brush your teeth.]

[Video]

Who wants a ridiculous, tricked out, high octane toothbrush?

((1% spent on how to use the Alchemiter))

Comments

[has_a_blog]

How should I know?

[red_dwarf]

...Good point.

[has_a_blog]

Seriously, you'd think if there was one thing we could keep track of it would be that we're all a bunch of amnesiacs like some shitty online crossover fanfic.

[red_dwarf]

How the hell should I know what you've remembered?

[has_a_blog]

Anyways did you want a toothbrush or not?

[red_dwarf]

No. No I do not.

[has_a_blog]

Cool.