１１❣❣ ａ ｎｅｗ ｈｅｒｏ ｈａｓ ａｒｒｉｖｅｄ

[gandere]

✘ VIDEO;

Hello everyone! [ Not only is Rin Tohsaka cheerful, but she's got a strange outfit on. Yes, those are cat ears. ] Kaleido-Ruby here to inform you that everything is going to be alright! I'm going to go kill all of the monsters that invade these lands and bring back enough Anemoi for everyone to remember! There's one thing you have to remember though in return!

[ Just going to wink at the camera now. ]

I'm the cutest hero you've ever seen! Time to go save the day!!

[ After that video call, "Kaleido-Ruby" can be found making wild proclamations of justice throughout the streets, as well as arguing with her weapon. Don't worry, her weapon talks back. Often with wittier remarks than the girl herself. ]

Comments

[wontdieifkilled]

Whoa whoa hey what?!

[That snapped him out of it.]

I-I was just stunned! It wasn't meant to be anything!

[gandere]

It's too late for you, stupid Shirou!

[wontdieifkilled]

W-what do you mean by that? Too late?

[gandere]

I'm going to beat you up.

[wontdieifkilled]

What? Why?

[gandere]

Because you joined another hero's group instead of mine!

But that's fine. I didn't want an idiot like you screwing things up. You'd probably get us all killed on our first battle.

[wontdieifkilled]

But...but they've been around for months, and you only got that...stick! I didn't have any way of knowing!

[gandere]

You should have known I would come around.

[wontdieifkilled]

How? I'm not omniscient.

[gandere]

I hunt monsters all of the time.

So why wouldn't I want to become a hero?

[wontdieifkilled]

Well, then why didn't you join the Justice League?

[gandere]

Because they're losers.

[ And they didn't invite her. ]

I'll have my own league of justice. And guess what, Shirou.

You're not invited to join. Nope, as leader, my first order of operation is to ban you from membership!

[wontdieifkilled]

...You'd do that to your own boyfriend?

[gandere]

It's been decided, nyan~!

[ Pausing awkwardly. ]

Did I just...

[wontdieifkilled]

...Make a cat sound?

I think you did.

[gandere]

Disregard that.

[wontdieifkilled]

...Right.

[gandere]

You didn't record that, did you?

[wontdieifkilled]

...No. I don't have auto-record turned on.

[gandere]

Excellent. Now back to my original plan of rubbing my super cool hero group in your face!

[wontdieifkilled]

...How about we go on a date instead?

[gandere]

[ Oh no... Every magical girl's weakness: the love interest asking her out on a date. ]

No can do. Duty calls, Shirou, and I shall answer with the power of gems and sparkles!

[wontdieifkilled]

But there hasn't been any major crimes today. What's wrong with going to the miniature golf course?

[gandere]

Do you mean the one that has that twenty hole challenge..? No, I must remain vigilant in my duty!

[wontdieifkilled]

Yeah, that's the one I mean. And hey, we'll hear if something happens.