[video] At least this one wasn't accidently given to away to random weirdos....

[theheirofbreath]

[The video feed clicks on to reveal a relieved John. He's surprised that he found it so quickly. This kid makes losing communication devices into a fine art form. He's actually lucky it was still in his room and not flung haphazardly out a window. The angle is a bit strange though, as he seems to be in the process of pulling the communicater out from the depths of his closet.]

Finally! I thought I'd lost this thing.

[Leaving it on, he moves to sit down on his bed.]

Hi guys! I haven't checked out the network in a few days now. Did I miss anything cool?

Comments

[kaboobya]

No, things have been fairly hot.

[ Weather-wise at least. ]

[has_a_blog]

No.

[alittleblackmagic]

Did you miss me telling everyone how I was the greatest black mage ever?

[again]

[theheirofbreath]

Can we assume I didn't?

[alittleblackmagic]

No. You shouldn't assume things. 'Cause if you do and you did, it means you missed something really cool.

[no you didn't]

[theheirofbreath]

Haha, good to know. I'd hate to think you guys planned all your awesome parties when I wasn't around.

[theheirofbreath]

Right, sorry. I don't know what I was thinking.

[Trying so hard to keep a straight face.]

So basically what happened was that you became the greatest black mage ever? Did they finally give you an award in recognition of your talents?

[theheirofbreath]

[He assumes that was a joke.]

Haha, fair enough.

I should know better than to ask stuff like that at the beginning of summer.

[alittleblackmagic]

...I never thought about that! They should! ...Who gives out awards for that? Is it at the school?

[has_a_blog]

I missed most of it too, but there was something about truth serum in the water or something.

Also a bunch of lame supervillains.

[all_onis_are_true]

Nothing you would regret missing, really.

[theheirofbreath]

No, I was here for the supervillan thing. But I totally missed the truth serum....

Man, I bet that was hilarious.

[theheirofbreath]

Sure. I mean, the school gives out a ton of awards, right? For academics, and sports, and art.....

Why not magic too?

[theheirofbreath]

Things were that exciting, huh?

Well at least if nothing has happened, then nothing bad has happened either.

[all_onis_are_true]

I... guess that's one way to put it. Things are quiet NOW, at least.

[theheirofbreath]

What did happen?

Dave mentioned something about a truth serum, but how bad could that be? Most of us are still missing way too many memories to spill any important secrets.

[all_onis_are_true]

Lemme just put it this way. What color is your underwear?

[theheirofbreath]

......

[After a couple seconds of stunned silence, he laughs.]

Hahahahaha, okay. I think I see what you mean. Hehe, I am glad I missed that. It must have been pretty rough on some people.

[all_onis_are_true]

You have NO idea. Seriously.

[theheirofbreath]

What happened?

Did someone make you confess something really embarrassing?

[has_a_blog]

You know you could pass for a super villain OR a super hero with that wind sock thing you've got going on.

[theheirofbreath]

Hmm, you have a good point there. I may be missing out on an obvious career choice.

I think I'd pick the hero route though. Something tells me I'd make a pretty crappy villain...

[all_onis_are_true]

Hey, guess what? I don't have to tell you anything anymore!

[youngestboxer]

...Well, aren't you lucky.

[kaboobya]

That's right! [ She has no idea she's got it all wrong. ] Good thing we have plenty of ice cream here though, right?