[video] At least this one wasn't accidently given to away to random weirdos....

[theheirofbreath]

[The video feed clicks on to reveal a relieved John. He's surprised that he found it so quickly. This kid makes losing communication devices into a fine art form. He's actually lucky it was still in his room and not flung haphazardly out a window. The angle is a bit strange though, as he seems to be in the process of pulling the communicater out from the depths of his closet.]

Finally! I thought I'd lost this thing.

[Leaving it on, he moves to sit down on his bed.]

Hi guys! I haven't checked out the network in a few days now. Did I miss anything cool?

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[kaboobya]

No, things have been fairly hot.

[ Weather-wise at least. ]

[theheirofbreath]

[He assumes that was a joke.]

Haha, fair enough.

I should know better than to ask stuff like that at the beginning of summer.

[kaboobya]

That's right! [ She has no idea she's got it all wrong. ] Good thing we have plenty of ice cream here though, right?

[theheirofbreath]

[Assuming she is continuing the joke. Two can play at this game.]

Right, but we should make sure we have some hot chocolate ready. In case something cool happens.

[kaboobya]

Right! But if it gets too cold, we'll have to make it warm though... I think I remember hearing that if it gets hot in here, you should take off your clothes!

Wow, that sounds kind of lewd!

[has_a_blog]

No.

[theheirofbreath]

Haha, good to know. I'd hate to think you guys planned all your awesome parties when I wasn't around.

[has_a_blog]

I missed most of it too, but there was something about truth serum in the water or something.

Also a bunch of lame supervillains.

[theheirofbreath]

No, I was here for the supervillan thing. But I totally missed the truth serum....

Man, I bet that was hilarious.

[alittleblackmagic]

Did you miss me telling everyone how I was the greatest black mage ever?

[again]

[theheirofbreath]

Can we assume I didn't?

[alittleblackmagic]

No. You shouldn't assume things. 'Cause if you do and you did, it means you missed something really cool.

[no you didn't]

[theheirofbreath]

Right, sorry. I don't know what I was thinking.

[Trying so hard to keep a straight face.]

So basically what happened was that you became the greatest black mage ever? Did they finally give you an award in recognition of your talents?

[all_onis_are_true]

Nothing you would regret missing, really.

[theheirofbreath]

Things were that exciting, huh?

Well at least if nothing has happened, then nothing bad has happened either.

[all_onis_are_true]

I... guess that's one way to put it. Things are quiet NOW, at least.

[theheirofbreath]

What did happen?

Dave mentioned something about a truth serum, but how bad could that be? Most of us are still missing way too many memories to spill any important secrets.

[youngestboxer]

...Well, aren't you lucky.

[theheirofbreath]

Yeah, it sure seems that way.

[youngestboxer]

So I'm guessing you heard about the truth thing?

[theheirofbreath]

I heard. Was it really that bad?

[rainbowbrush]

How did you lose something as important as your cell thingie?

[theheirofbreath]

It's really small! And I've been busy.

[No, he's just careless.]

Besides, I found it eventually.

[rainbowbrush]

Busy doing what?

[theheirofbreath]

Um, stuff...

[He lies. He was just watching movies in his room a lot.]