"A dog's paw smells aromatic."

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

[A man with curly white hair and bored-looking eyes, wearing a white kimono hanging off one shoulder and black high-collar shirt and black pants and boots, leaves the Lab with his new smartphone, fiddling with it and turning it on when all of the sudden--]

. . .

I can smell dog breath.

Why do I smell-- Oh, my head's inside of something's mouth. That would explain the lack of light, and also the teeth digging into my shoulders.

Wait... Why dog breath? Dogs aren't this big. Not even wolves are this big, or this heavy. Eh? What is this? This can't be a dog.

[After another pause, he screams bloody murder.

The connection cuts out.

...But later that same day, Gintoki can be seen running through the theme park, followed close behind by a gigantic 660 pound, 5 1/2 feet tall white fuzzy dog, tongue flying out its mouth and white tail swishing behind it like it's having the best time of its life.

The man is not.]

EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME, I'M CURRENTLY SEARCHING FOR THE OWNER OF A LARGE BEAST! CIRCUS RINGMASTER, I'VE FOUND YOUR GIANT DOG, COULD YOU COME PICK IT UP?! EXCUSE ME!!

[He tries hiding behind tents and booths but the thing always finds him, giving a cute little "BARK" whenever he catches up. Gintoki will likely run out of steam after a couple hours and just give up trying to escape, at which point he simply continues wandering the theme park, large dog following behind him like it's afraid to let him out of its sight.

The man seems to be trying out all the games and trying all the food as if searching for something. He stands in front of the rollercoasters and watches people riding them, but doesn't get on, himself.] . . .


[[ OOC NOTE:: dunno what I was thinking not saying something when I was first posting this haha-- JUST FYI, this big dog is basically a huge...dog in every way, and it has a hobby of eating peoples' heads and arms and things sometimes sort of. You are all its chew toys. The characters in Gintama are never permanently harmed due to it, but if your character is a meatier, stronger type, Sadaharu might play rougher because YOU CAN PUT UP WITH SOME BLOOD LOSS AND DEAL, RIGHT? RIGHT? So, small children and people who can't deal with extremely strong and rowdy pets might want to keep a short physical distance - that doesn't mean you shouldn't tag though~! Gintoki can keep him at bay for ya as long as you keep yer head on.]]

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[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

[Skids to a halt and backtracks, panting and holding the dog back from playfully chomping on Gintoki's arm.]

Wh-- Do you know whose this is?! He's been following me around like a big smelly ghost-- I don't think I would eat dog meat, I'm sure I don't eat dog meat! I can't remember much, but I can say that for sure!!

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

'Nathan's Incredimazing Corn Dogs' are on the other side of the park.

But given his behavior, take into consideration that he may consider you his master.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

Don't screw with me, you don't look like the kind of person who thinks corn dogs are made of dog meat, oy.

And that's a load of bull, what kind of dog tries to eat its master?! I've got some kind of smell on me that makes me seem like today's supper. This is exactly what it feels like to be a mouse chased by a cat, it just chases and plays with its prey until it's tired out! [The dog then proceeds to release Gintoki for a moment to give another adorable ~BARK~!, sitting on its haunches and satisfied that Gintoki isn't running away for now, it seems.

Lawfer is right on the mark, naturally.]

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

[As a matter of fact, he hadn't been told otherwise until about an hour ago, but he'll let that slide.]

...You are oddly fixated on food. If you mean he has licked you, allow me to assure you this is considered normal behavior for canines, human-sized or otherwise.

[Lawfer will move to approach, holding out a hand towards the adorable giant dog.]

I-I hope this is okay lol I should make a Sadaharu permissions post XD [1/3]

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

[In the chaos, Gintoki blinks in the split second he notes the young man's lack of reaction.] . . .

...Tch! Dogs will lick anybody if they feel like it. --Wait, careful!! Don't do something crazy!!

oops nevermind [2/2]

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

[The giant dog simply sits calmly and lets Lawfer approach--

--a-and Lawfer's lower arm suddenly disappears into its mouth. His teeth aren't that sharp, though, his grip only so hard as to keep a playful grip on this nice soldier man who seems like a cool dude yeah what oh god saliva all over probably] O-OYYYY!!

1/2 Totally fine

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

[Lawfer will continue to stare for some time while he registers that he thinks, in fact, his arm is still attached or at least, he can still move it around in the dog's mouth.

After a few seconds of silence, he'll slowly raise his other arm and bonk Sadaharu over the head lightly.]

Bad dog.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

[Sadaharu blinks a little at the light strike, and continues to enjoy the flavor of Lawfer's armor yumm is that leather]

When someone says 'bad dog'...you STOP EATING THEIR ARM! [Gintoki gives quite a bit more spirited smack to the back of Sadaharu's gigantic head, and Lawfer's arm is gracefully spit out, Sadaharu whining one second and then...barking and panting happily once again, like before, gazing at Gintoki.]

For cryin' out loud.. Oy, consider yourself lucky. This thing tried to make a chew toy out of my head earlier.

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

...I believe I better understand the source of your concern.

[With a stern glare, Lawfer... fails to learn his lesson and places the saliva-covered arm on Sadaharu's head.]

You will behave yourself, lest we decide we eat dog after all.

[There is a glance towards Gintoki.]

It is clear he has taken you as his master. It is your responsibility to train him.

[jump-isforkids.livejournal.com]

[The dog must be really moody after showing up in a new place all of the sudden, because he's behaving enough to be pet - for now. Daww so cute when his mouth's closed.]

Tch...

[Scratching behind his own head] ...I'm really not good with dogs. I get the feeling, anyway. [Leering at the fuzzy giant, wondering how he'll convince the thing it CANNOT fit inside his apartment room, there is no god damn way]

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

I 'get the feeling' you have little choice in the matter. Focus its unwanted behavior on your enemies, perhaps.

[Giant doggy gets a firm head-rub before Lawfer retreats.]