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[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I swear to gog, I'm the only person here who isn't some kind of hornless weirdo! I don't know if you file them down or are born without them or what.

I guess I'm on some kind of weird alien planet, surrounded by hornless pink people? I don't really know. Introductions later, figuring you people out now.

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[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

GAAAAAAAAH!

You're a zombie! No, wait, a fiend! Or you got some kinda horrible flesh-eating virus; all your skin fell off and you're turning to ash! Wait, no, I got it; someone cast Break on you and now you're gonna slowly petrify until you can't move or see or hear but you'll still feel bits of yourself chipping away whenever the wind blows!

...Gosh, that kinda sucks, I'm really sorry.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I'd rather be any of those things than some kind of bizarre pink wriggler!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I don't wriggle, so I don't know who you're talking about. Anyway, maybe you're some kinda goat demon. Are those goat horns?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I don't know what a goat is, but I'm a perfectly non-demon troll, thank you very much.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

So you are gonna turn to stone!

...Though I'm pretty sure it's daylight right now. Maybe you just turn gray instead. And you're not really big and lumpy and stupid, either.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

You have some weird ideas about trolls.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

You have some weird ideas about humans, so we're even.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I actually don't have any ideas about humans! I first heard that word about five minutes ago.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

...You called me a pink wriggler.

...But anyway! Humans are the best! We're pretty amazing and we do things like cast magic and save the world, but I guess trolls can do because I've never seen a troll like you! I've never seen anything as smart as a human, except maybe Moogles, but they don't really count cause they're smaller and cuter so we're still better.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I feel like I'm being challenged in the name of my species.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

To be fair, I might have just forgotten all the really cool grey people I met.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

It's very possible! I wouldn't be surprised at all if we're so great that it blew away all your memories.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

...

Are you saying it's your fault I'm stuck here?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

I said no such thing! You were the one who said that. I can't be blamed if you come up with ideas like that.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Of course you can. I blame people for things I do all the time.

Geez, there's way too many choices to say who the real bad guy is! It's like everyone I talk to wants to confess.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Then stop accusing people at random, and start finding some answers.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

You were the one who said the grey people took my memories! [Not exactly, but.] And I am; that's why I'm asking you!

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Guess what? I am the memory stealer. It's me.

Or is it? Maybe not! I'll leave figuring the truth out to you.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.....

Hey, what's your name?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Vriska.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

OK!

So there's Vriska the grey troll, Relm the fake princess, and Danny the ghost! This is like a puzzle! If I have to choose one, it would be........

Not you! Because Relm is more annoying and a ghost is actually like a real undead thing, so I guess you're last on the list right now.

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you've already got this all figured out.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I know. I'm really smart.

[...]

Hey, so if the grey people blew my memories away, does that mean the pink -- the humans blew yours?

[sp8dersona.livejournal.com]

Who said anything about my memories?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're good. Maybe it is you.

So what's your last name, then?