An Arthurian Knight in a Connecticut Yankee's Apartment

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

[Carnivals!  Roller coasters!  Cotton candy!  Exposure to too many foreign sights was overwhelming his brain; though Lawfer assumed it had something to do with the memory loss at first, careful observation of the others' reactions to the spectacles convinced him otherwise.  'Theme park' wasn't even in his vocabulary; asking someone to define it for him had resulted in nothing more than a brief spurt of laughter.

Either he had lost far more memory than the others, or he was simply from a vastly different place.  Either way, though he could grudgingly admit the park was enjoyable at some points, it was far too much to handle in a single day.  He looked forward to the comfort of a bed and a cold bath.]

[A: The first challenge: the elevator.  Anyone walking into the lobby will find a man pulling at two stubborn doors that refuse to budge, despite being assured that they would lead straight to his room on the 3rd floor.  He could only imagine that the stairs were behind them.  If only they would open.  Banging, kicking, and trying to force them apart with all his might leads only to strained shoulder muscles.]

I have clearly been directed to the wrong location.  Where are the rooms I have been assigned?

[B: The second challenge.  At some point, a wild yell will be heard from Lawfer's room, after which he barrels out the door as quickly as possible.]

Demons!  Demons!  Inside a box!  Do you hear their voices?!  The room is accursed!  Quickly, call for an exorcist, a priest; they may take material form at any moment!

[Astute listeners will notice that the television is on.]

[C: The third challenge.  After the business with the demon-possessed television is cleared up, Lawfer will be knocking at your door, largely devoid of clothes, and well... Let's say medieval knights don't usually shower that often.]

My apologies for the intrusion, but I cannot locate the communal bathing area.  Where is the well from which the water is drawn?

Comments

[manjuumagic.livejournal.com]

It's a little too big and empty, but there aren't any Mokona-sized rooms, so it's okay!

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

I see.

...

[This is not supremely awkward at all. With a slight cough, Lawfer will edge around to the subject.]

Would Mokonas happen to come in male and female variations?

[manjuumagic.livejournal.com]

Mokona doesn't know a lot about Mokonas!

Hm~ Mokona feels more like a girl than a boy, though! There might be boy Mokonas, but Mokona doesn't remember any!

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

Then, I shall apologize for intruding on... Mokona's sense of propriety and request that Mokona close the door.

[manjuumagic.livejournal.com]

Mokona doesn't really mind, but okay!

Girl humans not wearing clothes probably look really silly too!

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

[Silly? Lawfer isn't sure whether or not to be offended by that, but he was the one prancing about without a shirt on, after all.]

Of course. My sincere apologies, again.

...And you said something about a lake?

[manjuumagic.livejournal.com]

[Mokona's currently thinking of him as "the man with hair in funny places".]

Uh-huh! There's a big park right next to the hotel if you want to take a bath outside!

[She waves in a westerly direction.]

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

[They are not funny places they are perfect normal places actually Lawfer is enough of a Bishounen that he probably doesn't even manage anything more than wisps.]

Accept my gratitude for your assistance, Mokona. ...There is no running water in the vicinity? No streams, or rivers?

[manjuumagic.livejournal.com]

["The man with funny wisps" also has a nice ring to it.]

Mokona didn't see any, but streams and rivers are usually near lakes, right?

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

[sobbing.]

True. Then, I shall allow you to return to... whatever it is Mokonas may do.

[manjuumagic.livejournal.com]

Okay~

Mokona will go back to exploring!

[seeker-of-law.livejournal.com]

As was the case for me, I'm certain the room will prove fascinating.

[Lawfer will return to his room and slap himself a few times just in case this really was a nightmare of some sort. ...Nope. Talking beasts existed. Ah. Alas.]