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[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

Before I arrived here, I was an active member of the church. [ Non-capitalized because she hasn't quite regained that much of her memory. ] Seeing as this is the season most popular for the church, I've decided to get involved. Since you've all been worthless leeches to this city for the past few weeks, you should donate as much as you can to the church.

[ Without a change in her features, she continues. ]

By the church, I mean me. As an active agent of the church, I have a headache from all of the bells ringing and that song where a boy who's yet to reach adolescence sings about wanting me. This is for your own good.

Refusal will result in me following you around constantly reminding you that you're a heathen. Don't act as though I will be unable to locate you. I've been watching all this time. [ With that, she gives a light smile. ] Plus, the Lord will guide me to the sinners.

Please make checks payable to 'the Magnificent and Ever-so-Gracious Caren'.

Comments

[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

[After all of that, there is only one conceivable explanation for all of this to Shirou.]

This is a really elaborate joke.

[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

[See this? This is Ky legitimately angry. Seems he really disliked what you had to say, Caren.]

Do you really think you can fool people with such...unbecoming demands for one of the sisterhood?! Stop using my religion to trick others!

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

That's not a nice thing to say.

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

[ Oh boy, mistake number one: letting Caren know something. ]

Your religion? I was unaware the coming of Christ had taken place.

[allonisaretrue.livejournal.com]

Wow, thanks for further pushing me towards atheism. I was having a real moment of doubt there.

[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

Well, it is, isn't it? I'll be surprised if anyone takes what you just said seriously.

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

I will pray for your soul.

And your money.

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised how easy it is to get people to take me seriously.

[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

[Like that will work when Ky is this angry. He's practically on a warpath right now.]

Are you really trying to derail this discussion by debating semantics?! You are making a mockery of the Church, and trying to scam people out of money in the process! These actions are inexcusable! Don't try to distract from the issue!

[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

People who don't have common sense don't count.

[SHIROU. POT. KETTLE.]

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

How exactly is this a scam? I've stated who the money will go to.

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

I've shared a word or two with those above average intelligence.

[ Ironically, this isn't one of those times. ]

[allonisaretrue.livejournal.com]

How about you pray for YOUR money, and I'll worry about my own finances, thanks.

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

I have given all of my money away for the greater good. That's what a good member of the church does.

[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

That doesn't matter! Regardless of semantics, what you are doing is wrong and insulting to the Church!

[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

I kind of doubt it was anything like this, though. You can barely even call this a scam.

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

My intent is not to scam. That would be against God's word.

[pastmesucks.livejournal.com]

You know, I feel like I'm learning a lesson in multiculturalism here! Your earth human society really can impress sometimes. For instance, where I come from, religion is literally just a giant retarded circus of horseshit for a bunch of fucking clowns. And yet, yours is still clearly worse than that! I feel like we trolls have a lot to learn from you about being fraudulent assholes.

[allonisaretrue.livejournal.com]

Well good for you, but I don't think "demanding others to give money to you to give to the greater good" is part of the equation here.

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

And picking on a member of the church isn't? You shouldn't be the first to cast a stone.

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

Says you. It seems you have much to learn about this place and religion.

[promoteshell.livejournal.com]

You're right. The first thing you should do is ask for forgiveness for offending us by invading our world.

[allonisaretrue.livejournal.com]

And exactly how long have YOU been here that you'd know that much about this place anyway?

[wontdieifkilled.livejournal.com]

Isn't trying to make that much money with no work also against what the church teaches?

[sacred-thunder.livejournal.com]

Are you really going to make yourself out to be the victim here?!