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[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

[Audio]

Hey, uh. Did anybody else remember anything?

[Action]

The very first memories I get are of a pet cat. Then, THAT SAME DAY, said cat shows up in my apartment. "Coincidence" doesn't even begin to cover this. This had to have been deliberate. They thought I'd need these memories so I could take care of the cat without confusing him by calling him another name.

...Or I could just be overthinking it. I do seem like I have that tendency.

[Kyon is in the living room of his and Danny's apartment. A calico is perched on his lap and purring contentedly as Kyon strokes him.]

Oh. Whoops. One more thing.

...I wonder if me forgetting that was just a lapse in short-term memory or this place at work.

No. Wait. Stop. Okay. I'm just. Making myself paranoid now.

[Audio - Filtered to Danny]

Hey, Danny? You...won't have a problem with a cat in our apartment, will you?

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[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Someone or something that views the world in shades of blue and orange instead of shades of black and white.

audio;

[gandere]

That's stupid. Why would someone view them in such awful colors? I prefer red and black myself.

audio;

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

...That wasn't my point.

In fact, my point appears to have flown so high over her head that it broke escape velocity and is now settled neatly in orbit.

audio;

[gandere]

So what if it wasn't? You have a habit of saying stupid things, don't you?

[ So, so oblivious. ]

audio;

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

You're not making yourself look good here.

audio;

[gandere]

Oh? [ She sounds genuinely curious now. ] And how is that?

audio;

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

You missed my point and then told me I say stupid things. That doesn't make ANYONE look good.

audio;

[gandere]

I doubt that's the truth. You're just seeing things for how you want to see them. That's all.

... That's also stupid. So you're the one acting stupid.

audio;

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Wow. I'll take "Hypocrisy" for $1000, Alex.

Have you ever heard the saying "the pot calling the kettle black?"

audio;

[gandere]

What does that sort of saying have to do with our conversation?

audio;

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

You tell me I'm seeing things for how I want to see them...when that's you seeing things the way you want to see them.

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[gandere]

Well, that's because I'm right and you're wrong. If you'd accept that fact, we can resume our original topic of conversation.

audio;

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

??? used Logic!

It's not very effective...

You're one of those people who always has to be right, aren't you?

audio;

[gandere]

It's because I always am right.

audio;

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Is that your final answer? You can still walk away, you know.

Yeah, no. No human is perfect.

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[gandere]

I can be right and not perfect too.

audio;

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Not all the time.

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[gandere]

Yes... Yes I can. All the time.

audio;

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Nope. I don't believe for an instant that you're omniscient.

audio;

[gandere]

Maybe I'm just a really good human then!

audio;

[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

I've yet to see evidence.

audio;

[gandere]

I don't have to prove myself to you.

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[normal-anomaly.livejournal.com]

Translation: She's got either no evidence, or evidence that's shakier than a chemical mixer on steroids.

Then don't expect me to take your claims seriously.

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[gandere]

I don't really care if you do or not. I'm not losing sleep over it.