TMI

[alittleblackmagic]

[video]
[of the inside of Palom's mouth]

Look!  All that gross mucus-y stuff is gone!  I'm finally better now!  [Not that anyone could really tell he was sick; his volume only decreased like a half notch even with a sore throat]  Wanna see up my nose?  I've always wanted to know what it looked like but it's kinda hard to tell with just a mirror and a light.  Oh maybe you guys can play me back the video of my nose later so I can see inside myself that'd be really cool OK wait hold on I hafta take a deep breath so I don't accidentally sneeze in the middle or something I'm still a little bit

AHCHOO!

[sniff]

..........Well now there's snot everywhere.  Gross.

Anyway!  I remembered a lot of cool stuff!  I'm from Mysidia!  It's a city of mages!  And I'm the youngest one, but I know like, almost all of the black magic spells already cause I'm a prodigy!  Toldja I was!  Everyone was jealous of me and Porom 'cause the Elder took care of us and taught us himself and we knew the most, but also 'cause I was way better at casting magic than they were.

Oh!  And I remembered something else!  We were all mages because we were protecting this thing called the Crystal of Water.  I don't know what it does but I bet it was really important.

Comments

[alittleblackmagic]

It's kinda sad how you just say the same things all the time. It gets kinda boring to deal with you, you know?

[rainbowbrush]

I have to, because clearly you're not getting it! You must be even dumber than you look! Wow, I feel sooooooooo bad for you.

[alittleblackmagic]

I should be like Vriska and find myself someone new. You're just not smart enough to be my mortal enemy.

[rainbowbrush]

You only think that because you're too dumb to understand anything! Besides, I don't want you as my mortal enemy. I have standards!

[alittleblackmagic]

I can see you're jealous already. It's alright, Relm! You can still be my enemy until I find someone better than you.

That shouldn't take too long but whatever.