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[wontdieifkilled]

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[Well, that was a strange memory. He'd been minding his own business, then got attacked by some blue guy wielding a red lance, thrown back into a shed, and then...he's not entirely sure.]

Hey, I've got...kind of a general question. Has anybody else out there suddenly had someone address them as "Master?"

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[wontdieifkilled]

You sure do change your midn a lot, don't you?

[gandere]

You're really annoying, you know.

[wontdieifkilled]

I'm just making observations.

[gandere]

In that case, you should observe how stupid you are.

[wontdieifkilled]

That would require evidence.

[gandere]

I'll present myself as a first-hand witness.

[wontdieifkilled]

But you've got a biased viewpoint.

[gandere]

You just know I'm going to win. I never lose once I set my mind to it after all.

[wontdieifkilled]

You lost at getting me to call you "Master."

[gandere]

[ Calculating proper response.. ]

Maybe.. Maybe I should just beat you into calling me that.

[wontdieifkilled]

Whoa, hey, wait a minute! You can't just go saying something like that so casually!

[gandere]

Good news, Shirou. I'm the kind of person who prefers to take action over words!

[wontdieifkilled]

That's not good news in this kind of a situation!

[gandere]

It's great news for me!

[ This might be a good time to try to flee. ]

[wontdieifkilled]

Well, you're just one person! There's more to consider!

[gandere]

I'm sure everyone will see things my way.

[wontdieifkilled]

Maybe in some bizarro world where violence is okay, but not here!

[gandere]

Are you afraid you might get a bruise or two?

[wontdieifkilled]

No, I'm tough enough. I don't want to be forced into a position where I'd have to hit a girl!

[gandere]

Oh, so what you're saying is I can hit you and not get hit in return?

[wontdieifkilled]

That isn't what I meant! What I mean is, what if you force me to restrain you and I slip? You could get hurt!

[gandere]

Restrain me? Do you think you stand a chance against me?

[wontdieifkilled]

Well, look at the differences in our builds! I'm bigger than you.

[gandere]

Well, guess we should prove this theory. Are you ready?

[wontdieifkilled]

NO! We are not doing this!