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[gandere]

✘ VIDEO;

Hello everyone! [ Not only is Rin Tohsaka cheerful, but she's got a strange outfit on. Yes, those are cat ears. ] Kaleido-Ruby here to inform you that everything is going to be alright! I'm going to go kill all of the monsters that invade these lands and bring back enough Anemoi for everyone to remember! There's one thing you have to remember though in return!

[ Just going to wink at the camera now. ]

I'm the cutest hero you've ever seen! Time to go save the day!!

[ After that video call, "Kaleido-Ruby" can be found making wild proclamations of justice throughout the streets, as well as arguing with her weapon. Don't worry, her weapon talks back. Often with wittier remarks than the girl herself. ]

Comments

[gandere]

That was Ruby.

Hello Shirou. It's been some time since we've seen each other. [ There's a pause to let that sink in. ] Or maybe that was a different Shirou. You all look and act the same.

H-Hey, quit talking to him and instead tell me how to recruit a sidekick!

[wontdieifkilled]

WHOA! Whoa whoa whoa! Back it up just a bit!

[Did he notice that the Kaleidostick seems to have its memories?]

...That staff talks?!

[gandere]

Of course I can talk.

[ Rin is just going to shake it a bit to try to get it's attention once more. ]

[wontdieifkilled]

And what was that about multiple mes?

[gandere]

I can't give specifics. It's a wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey occurrence that would just take too long to get into.

[wontdieifkilled]

...It sounds like someone else doesn't know, either.

[gandere]

[ Rin's just going to snicker... Which results in the Kaleidostick whacking her against the side of her head. ]

Ow! What was that for!?

For my entertainment.

It wasn't very funny... Shirou, are you really going to allow this thing to beat me up?

[wontdieifkilled]

[Shirou is just. Staring.]

...

[His brain broke. Again.]

[gandere]

You worthless boyfriend! Sure, you'll save me from fire-breathing turtles or tentacles, but you won't stand up to a stick!

[wontdieifkilled]

Whoa whoa hey what?!

[That snapped him out of it.]

I-I was just stunned! It wasn't meant to be anything!

[gandere]

It's too late for you, stupid Shirou!

[wontdieifkilled]

W-what do you mean by that? Too late?

[gandere]

I'm going to beat you up.

[wontdieifkilled]

What? Why?

[gandere]

Because you joined another hero's group instead of mine!

But that's fine. I didn't want an idiot like you screwing things up. You'd probably get us all killed on our first battle.

[wontdieifkilled]

But...but they've been around for months, and you only got that...stick! I didn't have any way of knowing!

[gandere]

You should have known I would come around.

[wontdieifkilled]

How? I'm not omniscient.

[gandere]

I hunt monsters all of the time.

So why wouldn't I want to become a hero?

[wontdieifkilled]

Well, then why didn't you join the Justice League?

[gandere]

Because they're losers.

[ And they didn't invite her. ]

I'll have my own league of justice. And guess what, Shirou.

You're not invited to join. Nope, as leader, my first order of operation is to ban you from membership!

[wontdieifkilled]

...You'd do that to your own boyfriend?

[gandere]

It's been decided, nyan~!

[ Pausing awkwardly. ]

Did I just...

[wontdieifkilled]

...Make a cat sound?

I think you did.

[gandere]

Disregard that.